ZOOtopia now welcoming famiy values

[MikeDVol]

merp

 

[Nerd-Vol]

What's this thread about?

Derp.

 

[DD4ME]

Nerd never sleeps

 

[DD4ME]

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And the std research council:

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[DD4ME]

This weekend in the zoo was well drunken and forgettable.

Some dude ate another dudes; effin FACE - you disgusting bastages who posted that.

People got drunk

Chicken was tasted and not remembered

Or was it really face skin

 

[hmanvolfan]

It was fried face skin. Saw the dude biting it off the other dude and then putting it in the skillet.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Neong checking in.

 

[DD4ME]

Zoo boom

 

[DD4ME]

Your Zoo morning report brought to you by:

Serving face filling pickles for the masses and or mass.

And also mother's own gherkins

Now serving
Pecker pickles

 

[DD4ME]

people partied hard on their bonus day

Now errybody has to go back to work; be prepared

(sarge)

(95)

(heart)

Zombies are coming; be prepared

 

[theFallGuy]

wtf

 

[DD4ME]

Welcome to tuesday Monday zooers

 

[DD4ME]

This zoo morning report brought to you by:

Tipalet cigars

Because sometimes giving her pearl necklaces just get old

And
Schlitz beer

Understanding the plight of men for generations

 

[DD4ME]

The possary has left the building or at least has made a dramatic request to.

We will all miss his disgustingness

More flesh eating nonsense pervaded the zone

Xoo continues to flourish after it's relocation

SDV has reluctantly sold his truck and is now looking for something more parental

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Bump for allsomeness.

 

[DD4ME]

Agreed infinitum

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Boom!!

 

[DD4ME]

I slightly dislike our divided zoo. Although the freedoms are nice

 

[MY3*VOLS]

The real Xoo is kickin ass. It is hard to run both these pieces especially when most our pics and comments might get the famiy in trouble. Night Dong.

 

[DD4ME]

Your zoo morning report brought to you by:

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[SergeantVol]

What is up Zoo peeps?

 

[DD4ME]

Your Zoo report is brought to you by;

Dole Bananna,

Making men and banannas feel inferior for decades.

And the Saskatoon tourism council

Pimping out Bambi like Vegas does hookers

 

[DD4ME]

Yesterday in the zone Possasry decided to stay. Adding inconsistency to his list of other attributes. He also joined the yote clan likely because they both are animals wanted dead or alive.

Behr made a brief appearance and confirmed he's just been busy.

KYong verified she's going to the beach

FD verified she's been huffing paint.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lulz!

 

[SergeantVol]

morning!