Coach Fitz is a lunatic

[Bleed-Orange]

In my mind's eye the entire article was performed by Rob Riggle. Pure gold and needs to make it into a movie sometime with him acting out the part.

 

[Remy]

No way that stuff is real, especially if it supposedly happened at Harvard.

They actually play very good football at Harvard, it would surprise me not this guy was there doing what he does.

 

[Remy]

Oh wait the warning label on Coach Fitz says if you spend time with him you become a beast on the field and freakin' man in the bedroom. Be careful boys.

 

[T-TownVol]

Wahhh!

You guys are so gulable.....

 

[TNnative]

:thud:

The article was purely fiction, it was a joke. Calm down nancy

The parts about creatine and why he likes bananas? That is probably the truths in the article. The rest sounds like tall tales and exaggeration.

 

[HoptownVol]

You guys are so gulable.....

Gulable: When your so stupid you can't spell simple common words of the English language. :good!:

 

[AshG]

I don't care what's an exaggeration and what isn't. Coach Fitz has me ready to strap on my prosthetic leg and start squat lifting until my socket shatters. And that's just for the warm up.

Too bad we can't see what would happen if this guy and Rod Wilkes worked out together.

 

[butchna]

The best sarcasm is that which is not immediately noticeable.

Or detectable.

 

[Henry Letham]

Opinions are overrated.

"A great disease of the soul is godlessness, and the next is mere opinion; from them follow all evils and nothing good."

 

[Volgrad98]

Gulable: When your so stupid you can't spell simple common words of the English language. :good!:

c'mon Hop

 

[HoptownVol]

c'mon Hop

Oh please, grab your Harbrace everybody, the spelling police are here.

 

[m1al]

You guys are so gulable.....

The problem you're having is nobody is buying your 'I was just kidding, you guys don't get my sarcasm' BS....

 

[Behr]

Oh please, grab your Harbrace everybody, the spelling police are here.

Umm.

 

[VolinMC]

Ya bunch of "coach worshippers".

 

[T-TownVol]

The problem you're having is nobody is buying your 'I was just kidding, you guys don't get my sarcasm' BS....

It's not MY problem....

 

[Volgrad98]

Umm.

Yeah, I'm just going to leave this one alone.

 

[T-TownVol]

Or detectable.

Exactly....."to get excited about"........ahhh, he supposedly pulled out his junk.....I will use blue font next time......

 

[T-TownVol]

Oh please, grab your Harbrace everybody, the spelling police are here.

Oh the irony.....

 

[0nelilreb]

Ya bunch of "coach worshippers".

In this case I’m leaning toward “ halarious weight room fails “ . If we can’t laugh out loud at a coach vageling himself out trying to prove he can do squats to a bunch of kids , I don’t know what we can laugh at anymore . My son is on this board and I can promise you that if I did that he would wet himself laughing . If he sees this he will testify 😂

 

[VolinMC]

In this case I’m leaning toward “ halarious weight room fails “ . If we can’t laugh out loud at a coach vageling himself out trying to prove he can do squats to a bunch of kids , I don’t know what we can laugh at anymore . My son is on this board and I can promise you that if I did that he would wet himself laughing . If he sees this he will testify 😂

I was joking about being called that if you enjoy an article about a coach or like what they say or do.

 

[0nelilreb]

I was trying to be general , your post was just a good one to use to get my two cents worth in .

 

[VolinMC]

I was trying to be general , your post was just a good one to use to get my two cents worth in .

I understand.it's all good.

 

[butchna]

Exactly....."to get excited about"........ahhh, he supposedly pulled out his junk.....I will use blue font next time......

Eagerly anticipates the comedic gold...

 

[dyllisvol42]

This cat is the real deal. He is in the same mold as Johnny Long. Which IMO was the last good strength coach we had.

 

[T-TownVol]

Eagerly anticipates the comedic gold...

It was funny as heck in my own small mind......