"I Won't Pick Tennessee over Florida..."

#31
#31
Op, I like it. I don't understand it, but I like it.

The alternatives for opening a thread are
1. D4h explaining why Dobbs can out dunk Jesus in a baptism contest.
2. Opening any thread, even if it's about seating, ticket sales, etc.
And reading another 08vol post about why everything is crappy and we should hate the coach.

Your thread is refreshing.
Borderline insane but refreshing.
 
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BigOrangeTrain said:
Absolutely fine. Like I said, I am not a battered fan. I don't hinge a successful season on one game. I personally don't care if Florida beats us for the next 20 years straight. JMO.
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I'm not battered either, but that has nothing to do with a prediction IMO. i will politely disagree with your Florida beating us for the next 20 years straight though.
 
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Thank you poster for recognizing the obvious reference to the 80s classic film "Meatballs" made by creator of this thead.
 
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BigOrangeTrain said:
Absolutely fine. Like I said, I am not a battered fan. I don't hinge a successful season on one game. I personally don't care if Florida beats us for the next 20 years straight. JMO.
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I understand what you're saying but I could NOT handle a 20 year losing streak. That would mean they own us like we own Vandy and KY. No sir, I could not handle that !!!!
 
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ptgrbn said:
Thank you poster for recognizing the obvious reference to the 80s classic film "Meatballs" made by creator of this thead.
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Actually 1979.

You are correct, as is volspeach, the "rant" is from the movie "Meatballs" starring Bill Murray as "Tripper".

Awesome family movie.

All you who responded, thanks! I haven't laughed this much during the entire off season.
 
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malinoisvol said:
That's just the attitude we don't need. Sure,*Florida*has beaten us eleven years in a row. Sure, they're terrific athletes. They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own*personal masseuse, not masseur, masseuse.*But it doesn't matter.*
Do you know that every Florida competitor has an electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany, and the newest Olympic power Trinidad-Tobago? But it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER. I tell you, IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

And even, and even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our*noses bleed for a week to ten days. Even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field. Even if every man, woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter, because all the*really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Alabama cause they've got all the trophies! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose.*IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

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Dude it's a football game not a game of quidditch
 
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Some of us got it, OP. I laughed.

Hey fellas'! If you didn't laugh, then chillax! Expressive writing's over most of your heads, anyhow. Now I understand why Dinozo left NCIS. Gotta' love "Meatballs" but I place it in third place behind" Caddy Shack"...and my fave..."Groundhog Day" within the Bill Murray archives.
 
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malinoisvol said:
That's just the attitude we don't need. Sure,*Florida*has beaten us eleven years in a row. Sure, they're terrific athletes. They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own*personal masseuse, not masseur, masseuse.*But it doesn't matter.*
Do you know that every Florida competitor has an electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany, and the newest Olympic power Trinidad-Tobago? But it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER. I tell you, IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

And even, and even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our*noses bleed for a week to ten days. Even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field. Even if every man, woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter, because all the*really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Alabama cause they've got all the trophies! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose.*IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

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Negative Nancy!

Floriduh is going down like good soup!
 
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BigOrangeTrain said:
Absolutely fine. Like I said, I am not a battered fan. I don't hinge a successful season on one game. I personally don't care if Florida beats us for the next 20 years straight. JMO.
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You don't care if we lose 31 consecutive games to our most important rival? Helluva fan you are.
 
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hmhawk said:
I understand what you're saying but I could NOT handle a 20 year losing streak. That would mean they own us like we own Vandy and KY. No sir, I could not handle that !!!!
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They've won 11 in a row and 24 of 30.....they already own us. That's why so many are so sick of it....it's difficult to handle
 
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