A man who can't even afford eyebrows is not going to have the funds to land the type of coach we really want.
With all due respect, hogwash.
We have or can get the money.
The reality is that the Ath Dept is now up against ponying up the money to get real or telling fans we're going to give you a 2nd-class product and we're ok with it.
I got a starting donation to make it happen..
By the way OP, what you are asking for isn't realistic...