Those of you Butt Hurt over the loss

[FLVOL69]

Brilliant thread, OP. You are truly a genius and all-around really cool guy.

You’re full of compliments this am, did you remember to kick your neighbors dog?

 

[JackWagon]

Looked like the spread was covered first half, but couldn't maintain it.

The only spread was our ass cheeks as we said, "Thank you sir, may I have another!"

 

[JackWagon]

You’re full of compliments this am, did you remember to kick your neighbors dog?

No, but only because I shot it several weeks ago.

 

[JackWagon]

The term "butt hurt" is extremely childish and overused.

Nah, I use it all the time in professional settings and in a court of law. I think it's just now hitting its stride.

 

[FLVOL69]

Nah, I use it all the time in professional settings and in a court of law. I think it's just now hitting its stride.

Before or after they remove your handcuffs?

 

[JackWagon]

Before or after they remove your handcuffs?

I am a registered attorney and noted expert of bird law, so no handcuffs, except when one of my hired ladies wants to get a little adventurous in the bedroom.

 

[Vol737]

I am a registered attorney and noted expert of bird law, so no handcuffs, except when one of my hired ladies wants to get a little adventurous in the bedroom.

Awesome, I guess? So a lawyer and a John. opcorn:

 

[Volfan2012]

Team seems to be a disaster wonder how long it will take to put it back together again by anybody.

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

What did you expect? Butch Jones wasn't fired because we have a team that can be fixed in 1 week. It's like you can't help yourselves from going all redneck over a loss. Newsflash, we suck.

fyp in bold

 

[LSU-SIU]

Wait..people actually thought they were going to beat LSU?..

Bless their hearts..

Closer game than scoreboard might show, the two fumbles were obviously huge as LSU wasn't really doing anything in the first half. LSU's defense has usually gotten better as the games progress especially in the 4th quarter. Sloppy strange game, that part was somewhat expected...the going for it on 4th down also cost points.

 

[tallvolball98]

I never thought we would win but we did better than I thought

 

[Jravol78]

The term "butt hurt" is extremely childish and overused.

hey dad, why so butt Hurt?

 

[mackievol]

Besides the ones that always complain even when we win football games, I have not seen anyone that even thought we had a chance. The game was over a long time before kickoff.

 

[overseasorange2]

I'm so tired of moral victories.

 

[FLVOL69]

I'm so tired of moral victories.

We don’t get those either

 

[JackWagon]

Awesome, I guess? So a lawyer and a John. opcorn:

My name isn't John. You're confusing me with someone else.

 

[illinoisvolfan1]

I'm so tired of moral victories.

When have we had one of those?!

 

[1985Vols]

Yep. It's that bad. We're about 2 to 3 years from having this mess cleaned up.

Not really. Nothing some good coaching and good health won't fix in 1 year.

 

[1985Vols]

I never thought we would win but we did better than I thought

If not for the two muffed punts and stupid decision to accept receiving the 2nd half kick off before all of the lights came on, thîs would have been a 3 to 7 point game that could have gone either way.

 

[Tnmitch]

Waiting on next year