2024 Presidential Race

I don’t mind to run to CVS and buy you a box, my guy.

I’ll maintain threads about how great the ratings are for his favorite cable news shows. We’ll wear T-shirts that say “I’d rather be a Chinese communist than a Republican.” I’ll excoriate all of his political opponents as child pornographers who murder their subordinates, roast infants on a spit, and suck the marrow from their charred bones to maintain their youthful appearance. I’ll call them my enemies and celebrate their losses more than Walz’s victories.
I’ll insist that everybody just has to believe him when he forgets he knows the authors of our communist platform, named Operation 2029.
I’ll shrug when he convinces his followers that Christians are disproportionately pedophiles and try to make it illegal to take kids to church because “why do you support kids getting fondled by some boomer in a frock, you monster?!?!”
I’ll defend efforts to ban books from public libraries that might influence kids to be straight because, “why do you support sexualizing children, you monster?!”
I’ll laugh at others for having voted for anybody else and pretend that’s discrediting (before turning them in to the secret police, of course).

Then, suddenly, I’ll pretend to not really like the guy and ask everyone to accept my complaints that 2028 Republican Candidate Sarah Huckabee Sanders isn’t fit to be president because, like her makeup, she prefers just a shade too much government for my taste and, oh by the way, her troubled cousin Matilda only tracked 3 weight watchers points for an ice cream sundae in 1999, according to some sketchily sourced records.

Then I’ll cry about how it’s a conspiracy that everybody suddenly started calling me weird.
Look up one post from yours. I too have a candidate I am looking forward to voting for. If he doesn’t actually make the ballot I’m writing him in.
 
Look up one post from yours. I too have a candidate I am looking forward to voting for. If he doesn’t actually make the ballot I’m writing him in.
Then, suddenly, I’ll pretend to not really like the guy to have never really liked the guy and ask everyone to accept my complaints that 2028 Republican Candidate Sarah Huckabee Sanders isn’t fit to be president because, like her makeup, she prefers just a shade too much government for my taste…
 
Conservatives not voting for Trump because they are disenchanted he is the nominee is like a UT resorting to the couch instead of Neyland because Beldar was coach. If Harris wins it won't give you moral superiority. You'll take the L like the rest of America with radical left policy. I've often said conservatives know how to lose. I hope this board is not a representation of the core conservative base because Harris will take all the close states. This is the Volunteer State. That's not what we do.
 
Then, suddenly, I’ll pretend to not really like the guy to have never really liked the guy and ask everyone to accept my complaints that 2028 Republican Candidate Sarah Huckabee Sanders isn’t fit to be president because, like her makeup, she prefers just a shade too much government for my taste…
I’m starting to think that you aren’t amenable to hearing about Literally Anybody Else’s political positions. That’s too bad. He views the national debt as our biggest threat. Weren’t you a fiscal conservative?
 
I don’t mind to run to CVS and buy you a box, my guy.

I’ll maintain threads about how great the ratings are for his favorite cable news shows. We’ll wear T-shirts that say “I’d rather be a Chinese communist than a Republican.” I’ll excoriate all of his political opponents as child pornographers who murder their subordinates, roast infants on a spit, and suck the marrow from their charred bones to maintain their youthful appearance. I’ll call them my enemies and celebrate their losses more than Walz’s victories.
I’ll insist that everybody just has to believe him when he forgets he knows the authors of our communist platform, named Operation 2029.
I’ll shrug when he convinces his followers that Christians are disproportionately pedophiles and try to make it illegal to take kids to church because “why do you support kids getting fondled by some boomer in a frock, you monster?!?!”
I’ll defend efforts to ban books from public libraries that might influence kids to be straight because, “why do you support sexualizing children, you monster?!”
I’ll laugh at others for having voted for anybody else and pretend that’s discrediting (before turning them in to the secret police, of course).

Then, suddenly, I’ll pretend to not really like the guy and ask everyone to accept my complaints that 2028 Republican Candidate Sarah Huckabee Sanders isn’t fit to be president because, like her makeup, she prefers just a shade too much government for my taste and, oh by the way, her troubled cousin Matilda only tracked 3 weight watchers points for an ice cream sundae in 1999, according to some sketchily sourced records.

Then I’ll cry about how it’s a conspiracy that everybody suddenly started calling me weird.
You can keep the Kotex, just bring me some Cheetos.
 
Conservatives not voting for Trump because they are disenchanted he is the nominee is like a UT resorting to the couch instead of Neyland because Beldar was coach. If Harris wins it won't give you moral superiority. You'll take the L like the rest of America with radical left policy. I've often said conservatives know how to lose. I hope this board is not a representation of the core conservative base because Harris will take all the close states. This is the Volunteer State. That's not what we do.
There is that emotional plea I see continually coming across my FB feed! I just laugh and scroll on by!
 
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Which policy do you disagree with that he will not address that's in your top 3 that another candidate would?
First off my mind I take extreme exception of the notion that he is fiscally conservative and budget conscious. The debt increase on his watch is twice that of Puddinhead’s. And as I stated national debt is Literally Anybody Else’s main priority. Per the interview I heard him state on either Fox or local ABC affiliate (I watched both he stated that in one). Vote Literally Anybody Else 2024!

I’m not interested. At all. And this is like the fifth or sixth time that I’ve brought this candidate up and now you finally see it? Y’all have ADHD.
 
I will not vote FOR Harris or Trump as I don’t view either worth voting FOR. And I’m beyond done voting against another lousy candidate. I’ve been consistent on that stance for quite a while now.

If (the figurative) you want me to vote FOR your candidate then give me a candidate I think is with voting for.
Kackling Kamala thanks you
 
First off my mind I take extreme exception of the notion that he is fiscally conservative and budget conscious. The debt increase on his watch is twice that of Puddinhead’s. And as I stated national debt is Literally Anybody Else’s main priority. Per the interview I heard him state on either Fox or local ABC affiliate (I watched both he stated that in one). Vote Literally Anybody Else 2024!

I’m not interested. At all. And this is like the fifth or sixth time that I’ve brought this candidate up and now you finally see it? Y’all have ADHD.
You have 2 choices that can viably win at this point. Only if there was a Viable alternative would your reasoning make any sense. We are being pragmatic,and you are throwing away several other principles just for a couple.That is emotional thinking, not ours.
 
Nobody wants @Weezer for President.
Hmmmmm… gotta admit I’d probably vote for him.
Me too. What's the worst he could do?
As President, I vow to shrink the federal government and return more power to the states. Less money will be sent overseas, and if possible, I'll make it no money will be sent overseas. And every Friday will be free ice cream day.


I'll save my plans of conquest for my second term.
 
First off my mind I take extreme exception of the notion that he is fiscally conservative and budget conscious. The debt increase on his watch is twice that of Puddinhead’s. And as I stated national debt is Literally Anybody Else’s main priority. Per the interview I heard him state on either Fox or local ABC affiliate (I watched both he stated that in one). Vote Literally Anybody Else 2024!

I’m not interested. At all. And this is like the fifth or sixth time that I’ve brought this candidate up and now you finally see it? Y’all have ADHD.

I agree that debt is a major issue. I am frustrated it's not brought up. The funny thing is that was one of his platform items in 2016 if I remember it correctly.

I guess he will feel like a major hypocrit if he brought it up now. After what we saw after the Republicans won the House in 2023 and the time they made it to Congress, I think the likes of Mitch McConnell was undermining spending cuts and I'm not sure how obvious it was until then...at least for me. I could see a scenario where he acts instead of talks.

You can't cut the deficit without getting rid of some government services and some departments. The democrats keep expanding government intentionally.

Again all conservatives take the L if Harris gets in, not just the ones who voted for Trump.
 
You have 2 choices that can viably win at this point. Only if there was a Viable alternative would your reasoning make any sense. We are being pragmatic,and you are throwing away several other principles just for a couple.That is emotional thinking, not ours.
Nope. I reject both trash candidates out of hand. They are both lying sacks of **** on their stances. And I do it from a completely serene and calm state of mind.

When are you going to get off the treadmill and expect actual change in candidates if you keep voting for the same pieces of retread trash? For the last four cycles + the candidates just keep getting worse and worse. When is it going to be bad enough for you to say enough? Who is really confused here ?
 

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