5 reasons UW wins the purple bowl

[OrangeSquid]

I just checked in to see if this gets bumped and Lo & behold, It's a Miracle!

 

[Volprofch05]

Ewers needs a shower.

Your kicker needs a diet

 

[PurpleTraveler]

Your kicker needs a diet

The extra momentum has to be a good thing.

 

[PurpleTraveler]

Glad the offense is finally starting to do something. Time to go deep soon.

 

[PurpleTraveler]

Glad the offense is finally starting to do something. Time to go deep soon.

Nevermind, just dial up a 42 yard rush.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Announcers making excuses for Texas

 

[Volprofch05]

Nevermind, just dial up a 42 yard rush.

If UW wins, TN fans will love y’all, seeing as Vol fans no likey the horns (I have a degree from Texas, so I’m an outlier in that regard)

 

[StarRaider]

Dominating the time of possession by 23 percent (6.5m to 5.25m)!

 

[Jackcrevol]

Seems like a idiot.

lol.

 

[PurpleTraveler]

If UW wins, TN fans will love y’all, seeing as Vol fans no likey the horns (I have a degree from Texas, so I’m an outlier in that regard)

I'm sorry for you to have Sark as your coach.

 

[StarRaider]

reason 5 in big trouble!

 

[PurpleTraveler]

reason 5 in big trouble!

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Uh oh! Doomed! (Check out the middle of post 205)

 

[Volprofch05]

I'm sorry for you to have Sark as your coach.

Yeah, what can you do? I’m much more of a Vol fan now anyways, the brighter shade of orange sucks you in.

 

[StarRaider]

Uh oh! Doomed! (Check out the middle of post 205)

so top is getting booted from the Top 5 reazons?

 

[Volprofch05]

I'm sorry for you to have Sark as your coach.

 

[PurpleTraveler]

so top is getting booted from the Top 5 reazons?

Top >> TOP

 

[Weezer]

So maybe you all could pretend you're Texas fans and respond to the content of the post since clearly I made a bad assumption about which UT we're playing...

Or maybe pretend Tennessee is playing Washington and make the counterpoints since that seems like a compelling matchup unlike the Sark-coached waste of talent in Austin.

In the South, we have a saying for people that make such mistakes as this.


Bless your heart!

 

[Volprofch05]

I'm sorry for you to have Sark as your coach.

I’m mostly mad because I was foolish enough to pick the horns in a bowl pick em. I saw enough of this team to know better…

 

[Weezer]

And I'm actually hoping Washington wins because I hate faux UT.

 

[PurpleTraveler]

Is it just me or did that warrant a flag?

 

[Volprofch05]

If UW wins, TN fans will love y’all, seeing as Vol fans no likey the horns (I have a degree from Texas, so I’m an outlier in that regard)

And I'm actually hoping Washington wins because I hate faux UT.

See, I wasn’t kidding!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Uuuuhhhh

No flag?

 

[Volprofch05]

Uuuuhhhh

No flag?

Incidental

 

[Orangeslice13]

Oh look
There’s a flag

 

[Orangeslice13]

Wtf?!?

 

[Volprofch05]

Wtf?!?