Possum and sweet potato...
I'll send mind your way. Can't guarantee he's been eating persimmons though.
Okay, how about my resident skunk instead?
No thanks. Not fond of the striped critters (no offense to you, Slice) and fortunately don't have very many around here. I do have an abundance of scorpions and more timber rattlesnakes than I care for, though.
Grand Vol- that home defense thread got crazy. Bear spray and lawyering up from the get-go. I wasted too much time reading that one.
Skunks are generally opposed to being eaten.
I try to give good advice from time to time, just too much personal feelings in threads like that. But dude did own it and said he wasn't himself last night, so no big deal.
Although I will have to say, I have a huge aversion to pepper spray. Gotten the 8% and the 14% stuff. Neither of which was fun.