Alabama fan wanted by police

Come on. You know a lot of you talking crap about this guy showed the newbie what the "Impossible" or "Atomic" Sit-up was back in the day. :whistling:
 
Only Bama fans would celebrate a national championship at Krystal. Poor old corndogger was minding his own business, trying to sleep it off, and he woke up with sackful in his mouth--steaming hot, but certainly not delicious.

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Dawg,

That's like the 3rd post in this one thread where you emphasize how straight you are. The fact that you feel the need to go there on a sports message board indicates that you are extremely conflicted.
 
Dawg,

That's like the 3rd post in this one thread where you emphasize how straight you are. The fact that you feel the need to go there on a sports message board indicates that you are extremely conflicted.

Not in the least, my friend. But you keep dreamin'.
 
Looks like the teabagger and his new cellmate have bonded...
 

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No way. Dawg is straight. Anyone who posts on an anonymous message board about how straight he is must be like John Freaking Wayne.

Who's anonymous Bagger? Been here since '08. And never had any conversation turned to the light loafer side until you showed up. Take it to the Bagger site where you might have a better chance at takers.
 
Facing a 25 year minimum sentence. Hopefully someone comes to their senses. That would be a total injustice.
 
Maybe we should just bring back the guillotine, if that's the case.

I support the method of the Roman Empire...if they caught the servant eavesdropping, they cut off an ear. If they caught him stealing, they cut off a hand. In this case....well, you see the pattern here
 
Looks like they moving him to The Farm. Louisiana's awarding winning state prison...and here is his new cell mate...........Ben Dover
 

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I have decided that around 45 years at Angola (The Farm) is correct punishment. What do you guys think...is that going too easy on him?

From our friends at Wiki, a little summary of Angola ...

A 2010 memoir by Wilbert Rideau, an inmate at Angola (The Farm) from 1961 through 2006, states that "slavery was commonplace in Angola with perhaps a quarter of the population in bondage" throughout the 1990s and early 2000s. The New York Times states that weak inmates served as slaves who were raped, gang-raped, and traded and sold like cattle. Rideau stated that "The slave's only way out was to commit suicide, escape or kill his master." Herman Wallace and Albert Woodfox, members of the Angola 3, arrived at Angola in the late 1990s and became active members of the prison's chapter of the Black Panther Party, where they organized petitions and hunger strikes to protest conditions at the prison and helped new inmates protect themselves from rape and enslavement. C. Murray Henderson, one of the wardens brought in to clean up the prison, states in one of his memoirs that the systemic sexual slavery was sanctioned and facilitated by the prison guards.
Prisoners are confined to their cells for 23 hours per day. For one hour per day, a prisoner may take a shower and/or move up and down the halls under guard. For three times per week, a prisoner is permitted to use the exercise yard. Prisoners are allowed to have a certain number of books at a time, and each prisoner may have one five minute personal telephone call per month.

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He is just another stereotypical representative of the Alabama fanbase. First Harvey Updyke last year and Brian Downing this year. Now, every fanbase has its share of numbskulls ,but it appears that Alabama has more than anybody else.
 
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