Area 51

[Sin City Vol]

What’s up with all this talk about people storming Area 51? If their are aliens do we really wanna know??

Sorry if there’s already a thread for this.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Plus if they have anything there you'd think they would have moved it away from the suspicious area years ago.

 

[McDad]

What’s up with all this talk about people storming Area 51? If their are aliens do we really wanna know??

Sorry if there’s already a thread for this.
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It's the craziest online push i think ive ever seen. Those 51 guards are authorized to kill trespassers.
The gene pool will get better though.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I'm lost.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

It's the craziest online push i think ive ever seen. Those 51 guards are authorized to kill trespassers.
The gene pool will get better though.

I still don't know what is going on, but everyone knows it was the Ferengi that crashed at Roswell. Specifically Quark and Nog.

 

[McDad]

It's got to be a 4chan prank.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

In case you’re wondering.

640K people want to raid Area 51 to 'see them aliens' — CNET

 

[davethevol]

The original news release authorized by the US military when the crash occurred at Roswell stated that they recovered an alien spacecraft. The next day that was retracted. We aren’t alone.

 

[McDad]

The original news release authorized by the US military when the crash occurred at Roswell stated that they recovered an alien spacecraft. The next day that was retracted. We aren’t alone.

Then why do FEEL so alone, Dave?

 

[davethevol]

Then why do FEEL so alone, Dave?

Cause we don’t hit the sauce as hard as Dink and Louder?

 

[Zues1]

I hope they film the storming of the gates. I expect it to last about 15 seconds. Should be must watch TV.

 

[Dudleys87]

Let’s storm A51


Sorry I’m not willing to play fish on barrel with a Warthog

 

[vols 30]

There's a lot of aliens there alright. The illegal type

 

[crusse10]

Cause we don’t hit the sauce as hard as Dink and Louder?

and also Ashley Schaeffer, pard

 

[TennesseeFan07]

It's the craziest online push i think ive ever seen. Those 51 guards are authorized to kill trespassers.
The gene pool will get better though.

Yep.

 

[RDU VOL#14]

It's the craziest online push i think ive ever seen. Those 51 guards are authorized to kill trespassers.
The gene pool will get better though.

And this concludes the shortest offensive raid ever...

 

[JCHateSteve]

Plus if they have anything there you'd think they would have moved it away from the suspicious area years ago.

Given the amount of notice they have, I don't think it matters of there is something there. There's time to move it.

 

[pismonque]

Cause we don’t hit the sauce as hard as Dink and Louder?

Dink and Louder sounds like a trendy boutique store. Or maybe just a catalog mailer.

 

[joevol33]

Dink and Louder sounds like a trendy boutique store. Or maybe just a catalog mailer.

Could replace the blue oyster

 

[volfanhill]

Could replace the blue oyster

This blue oyster?

 

[joevol33]

This blue oyster?

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Yes, though they may not agree

 

[vols72]

Do these people not know what will happen. Do they really think that this will end well. It would take less than 5 minutes to completely end their whole day.

 

[Smokey X]

Do these people not know what will happen. Do they really think that this will end well. It would take less than 5 minutes to completely end their whole day.

I'll volunteer to stay a about a mile away and hold their beer for them....I predict drinking a lot that day.

 

[imw8n4u]

So first of all, there is no way all these people show up for something like this. However, hypothetically, if they did, do you really think our military would mow down 650k unarmed people? Wouldn't that just open up way more questions about what secrets they are protecting (hiding?) there?

 

[LouderVol]

So first of all, there is no way all these people show up for something like this. However, hypothetically, if they did, do you really think our military would mow down 650k unarmed people? Wouldn't that just open up way more questions about what secrets they are protecting (hiding?) there?

Big desert. Lots of places for people to go missing "before" they get to 51