Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[zjcvols]

GOB is a mean old man that wants you to get off his lawn, metaphorically.

I can dig it.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Well, let's do some scout work...

literate - yes, unlike a significant portion of VN.com

male - yes, important so that everyone knows your opinion matters more than a woman.

butthurt often - no, not that I've seen

agrees with me on several issues? - yes

I award you 4 stars.

As for the chemistry, you can do no worse than many of our regular posters.

Ron, I really think OE needs to wear the #21 jersey for the Zone. Otherwise he will whine and cry. New guy can be that other Rogers guy who plays wide receiver.

 

[zjcvols]

Ron, I really think OE needs to wear the #21 jersey for the Zone. Otherwise he will whine and cry. New guy can be that other Rogers guy who plays wide receiver.

My ex did call me White Lightning.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I really think OE needs to wear the #21 jersey for the Zone. Otherwise he will whine and cry. New guy can be that other Rogers guy who plays wide receiver.

The white one that hates catching footballs?

 

[Jax_Vol]

My ex did call me White Lightning.

Think about baseball

 

[Jax_Vol]

The white one that hates catching footballs?

Uses his face to catch the balls

 

[Jax_Vol]

My ex did call me White Lightning.

Ex???


Hey Peaches.........I think we got you a live one here!!! Cusses, likes porn, has an oscar meyer weiner....that was your three requirements, right?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Peach may not be what zjc is looking for. She has a reputation.......


































for being awesome.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Peach may not be what zjc is looking for. She has a reputation.......


































for being awesome.

I hope he has a strong heart valve

 

[zjcvols]

I like where this is going.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I hope he has a strong heart valve

Because of all the sexing or because she's so ugly?























It's a joke. She's actually quite pretty.

 

[zjcvols]

Because of all the sexing or because she's so ugly?























It's a joke. She's actually quite pretty.

Pics first.

 

[Orangeslice13]

The,
How long will ZJC be in the zone?
And what did you do with Tick?

 

[zjcvols]

TRM;

Is this your zone or Poochie's zone?

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Mr. Mexico,
Why do farts smell worse.in the shower?

 

[Behr]

TRM;

Is this your zone or Poochie's zone?

OE is gonna be butt hurt.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Ron, how long until UK gets this championship victory vacated in your opinion?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Is there a reason why Behr and Jackson cyber stalk OE?

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Trm....why do people get so angry at you in the FF even when you aren't trolling? Is it bc they are zone lurkers? I think there are literally 10 times as many lurkers as posters in the zone...though it seems your disciples are growing in number. I must admit I'm seriously contemplating joining your coalition....not sure if my awesomeness will jive with the other horsemen though you and I seem to be likeminded. Thoughts?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Trm....why do people get so angry at you in the FF even when you aren't trolling? Is it bc they are zone lurkers? I think there are literally 10 times as many lurkers as posters in the zone...though it seems your disciples are growing in number. I must admit I'm seriously contemplating joining your coalition....not sure if my awesomeness will jive with the other horsemen though you and I seem to be likeminded. Thoughts?

I say the more regulars in the zone the better we all are.
Get ready to be called an alter for somebody though.
Welcome.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

I say the more regulars in the zone the better we all are.
Get ready to be called an alter for somebody though.
Welcome.

Yes I have admittedly been in and out of zone lurking since christmas...trm reprimanded me once for this. I know well of the hazing brought on newcomers to this hallowed ground. On a side note...peaches is hot. Saw her pics yesterday. Cool that there are ladies in the zone as well. A welcome distraction...

 

[zjcvols]

TMR;

Who is Georgia Peach and is she hot?

 

[SergeantVol]

TMR;

Who is Georgia Peach and is she hot?

Shoot I can answer that for you. She is our resident Vol stuck in Gawaga. She grew up a Vol. She has got some sass to her but she is well received. And yes she is hawt!

 

[zjcvols]

Shoot I can answer that for you. She is our resident Vol stuck in Gawaga. She grew up a Vol. She has got some sass to her but she is well received. And yes she is hawt!

Sounds like the perfect woman, no?

 

[marcusluvsvols]

TMR;

Who is Georgia Peach and is she hot?

Yes she's def hot homme...seems to be cool as well. I'm married but if you're not...