Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, are the donuts at Donut church free and how many can I have before I get thrown out?

I'll let you know as soon as I get that address. Also, I have a few words I would like to deliver to the congregation.

 

[joevol33]

I'll let you know as soon as I get that address. Also, I have a few words I would like to deliver to the congregation.

They're all dawg fans except for me, so I'm sure the Lord would understand if you got violent during your message.

 

[Coastypop]

They're all dawg fans except for me, so I'm sure the Lord would understand if you got violent during your message.

Violent Church may not be for me, so could you just ship me a dozen donuts instead

 

[joevol33]

Violent Church may not be for me, so could you just ship me a dozen donuts instead

In the mail

 

[The Ron Mexico]

They're all dawg fans except for me, so I'm sure the Lord would understand if you got violent during your message.

Always remember that when it comes to “what would Jesus do?” beating people with a belt is within the realm of possibility.

 

[joevol33]

Always remember that when it comes to “what would Jesus do?” beating people with a belt is within the realm of possibility.

After our game this year, they deserve it.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Always remember that when it comes to “what would Jesus do?” beating people with a belt is within the realm of possibility.

But in southern churches, are you beat with a belt or a snake?

 

[joevol33]

But in southern churches, are you beat with a belt or a snake?

If it's a Kentucky holliness church, definitely a snake. There's one actually about 5 minutes from where I am now. I've always wanted to trick my wife and take her to one while we're here visiting, but I'm kinda attached to my testicles, and she'd likely remove them.

 

[Weezer]

If it's a Kentucky holliness church, definitely a snake. There's one actually about 5 minutes from where I am now. I've always wanted to trick my wife and take her to one while we're here visiting, but I'm kinda attached to my testicles, and she'd likely remove them.

They're not your testicles. You're married. They belong to your wife.

 

[joevol33]

They're not your testicles. You're married. They belong to your wife.

She'd not let me use them then if I did that

 

[Unknown Muppet]

In church, they are the Lord's testicles you heathens.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Is it okay for men to rub their nipples in front of other men?