Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[marcusluvsvols]

That too but I was talkin bout Barack Hussein Obama...dirty word if I ever heard one

 

[Orangeslice13]

Butt-hole orgasms?

The, This is my Favorite post Kat has ever made ever!!
I do mean ever!! She has said some funny stuff too but this one got me.

What do you think?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The- wussup with lawgator? Is he just a troll or is he really that stupid? I think he's in love with BHO

He's just a troll. You can tell because some of his arguments are as ridiculous as my advice.

 

[tmodaniel]

 

[rockytop114]

He's just a troll. You can tell because some of his arguments are as ridiculous as my advice.

good one i see what you did there my verbal jiu jitsu is starting to pay off.,,,,,muahahahahahahahahah

 

[Orangeslice13]

The,
My neighbor and I have a well documented and long standing simi friendly rivalry. I've decided to start peeing on his bushes nightly.

How long should it take the bushes to die?

 

[marcusluvsvols]

The,
My neighbor and I have a well documented and long standing simi friendly rivalry. I've decided to start peeing on his bushes nightly.

How long should it take the bushes to die?

I pee on my wifes rose bush all the time. Makes it flourish. Healthiest plant in the yard...

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

There's a bunch of homophobes on VN.

Still a lot of post padding.

Another group not called the Horsemen fell apart.

I pissed off a bunch of people.

Newt almost had another meltdown last nite.

So, pretty much nothing new.

Nope. Wrong Mexico.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

He's just a troll. You can tell because some of his arguments are as ridiculous as my advice.

You agreeing with mar**** says it all....

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,
My neighbor and I have a well documented and long standing simi friendly rivalry. I've decided to start peeing on his bushes nightly.

How long should it take the bushes to die?

Depending on the strength of your urine, I'd say 6-7 years.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Nope. Wrong Mexico.

Why do you think I was talking about you and your group of tards?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

If you throw a cat out of your car window, does that make it kitty litter?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

If you throw a cat out of your car window, does that make it kitty litter?

I'm not sure what it's called, but I fully support throwing cats out windows. Other than that cat in the keyboard cat video, all other cats are terrible animals.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

I think Marcus is a real person

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

I think Marcus is a real person

That's what I've been saying all along.

 

[theFallGuy]

I don't think billy is smart enough or narrow minded enough to be me bro. He thinks smoking cigs is "glamorous". Enough said.

he's majorly trolling dude

 

[OrangeEmpire]

he's majorly trolling dude

See, this is why Im conflicted, but he really demonstrates the narrow minded views of the hardcore bibe belt

 

[theFallGuy]

See, this is why Im conflicted, but he really demonstrates the narrow minded views of the hardcore bibe belt

I think Marcus is real. I was informing him that Billy is majorly trolling when he says stuff like smoking is glamorous.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I think Marcus is real. I was informing him that Billy is majorly trolling when he says stuff like smoking is glamorous.

ah

 

[MG1968]

TRM, as the second most interesting man in the world, do you also drink Dos Equis?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM, as the second most interesting man in the world, do you also drink Dos Equis?

No, Dos Equis is gross.

 

[Orangeslice13]

The, have you considered a lawsuit against 2x's for following you around and stealing your life story?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The, have you considered a lawsuit against 2x's for following you around and stealing your life story?

I should. That bearded freak wouldn't be anything without me.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

fu

 

[rockytop114]

f u 2