Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[rockytop114]

your weak azz zhit you done stared a volcano byyyyyt come at me

 

[rockytop114]

lulz your dumb

 

[StoVol]

I already told you what to do.. Did you do it?

 

[rockytop114]

you did weak imo

 

[StoVol]

You should start a thread about it then so I can not post in it

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron do you eat spotted dick?

I don't know what that is and there is no way I'm using that as a search term.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

What's your favorite pick up line?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, what to do when your lady's best friend wants to bang you.... You know.. The way you like to do it.. All rough and crazy and shiz.... You can tell by looking in her eyes that your pubic bone will be sore as hell in the mornin... Oh and the important part, she's this freckled, Celtic looking, ancient pagan goddess looking redhead that doesn't shave

She doesn't shave her legs or armpits? Uhhhmm no.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Ron, what is feltching, and please give a detailed explination as to how you do it?

 

[StoVol]

No she shaves those, but has a bush like a pillow

 

[Souce]

Ron,

?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

What's your favorite pick up line?

I like to tell the ladies that if they don't go home with me I'm going to start screaming rape. If that doesn't work I just call them a fat lesbian and pour beer on their head.

You're welcome.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, what is feltching, and please give a detailed explination as to how you do it?

I'm unfamiliar with this term. Since DJ is asking I assume it's something that a true vol fan would never take part in.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

No she shaves those, but has a bush like a pillow

Well, if that's the case, you're gay for even asking if you should bang a woman. An unmarried man should always bang women.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Ron is it true that eskimo puddy is mighty cold?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

?

Room 312 at the Holiday Inn on Alcoa Highway.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Ron, are you in the air national guard?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Ron, is it true that you must lick it before you stick it?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Ron, what is the menstral cycle of a humpback whale?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron is it true that eskimo puddy is mighty cold?

The snow Mexicans are a very cold people. They have no respect for anything American. I wish they would get off our land. I have no idea about their puddy.

 

[Souce]

Ron,

What's your favorite kind of baked beans?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, are you in the air national guard?

Yes.

Ron, is it true that you must lick it before you stick it?

Absolutely not.

Ron, what is the menstral cycle of a humpback whale?

The calendar based birth control system is unreliable. Don't try it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

What's your favorite kind of baked beans?

I like the kind with chopped up hamburger meat in it.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Ron do you know a joe mills?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Ron, did you vote for Obama?