Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[tmodaniel]

Often. Mostly because of their fans. Cubs and Red Sox fans are the most annoying in all of baseball. They're like Bama fans or NY Giants fans. Annoying as hell.

At least Bama and Giants fans have some recent championship to cheer about unlike the cubs fans

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Would you bang the Queen of England?

 

[DD4ME]

Ron,
Would u let her bang you with her royal scepter if it meant knighthood?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Would you bang the Queen of England?

Yes, of course. She's got money to burn and lives in a palace.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Would u let her bang you with her royal scepter if it meant knighthood?

How much does being a knight pay?

 

[DD4ME]

How much does being a knight pay?

Billions in ecred

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

blueberry waffles, what's up with that?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Ron. What colour car should people drive?

 

[theFallGuy]

At least Bama and Giants fans have some recent championship to cheer about unlike the cubs fans

negative. "Bama fans have nothing to cheer about. They are 'Bama fans. Therefore they live terrible meaningless lives.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Ugh. What should we do with TFG?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Should a male ever use the word "ugh"?

 

[StoVol]

Your opinion of the "woo" in Rocky Top, what should be done to such infidels? - outside of waterboarding

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

blueberry waffles, what's up with that?

They're infected waffles. Don't eat them.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. What colour car should people drive?

Anything except yellow, purple or anything else gay.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

negative. "Bama fans have nothing to cheer about. They are 'Bama fans. Therefore they live terrible meaningless lives.

This is correct.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ugh. What should we do with TFG?

Stop acting like newt.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Should a male ever use the word "ugh"?

Only if they used to be a woman.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Your opinion of the "woo" in Rocky Top, what should be done to such infidels? - outside of waterboarding

I like the woo. I'm a wooer.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

What did you say in your email to TVG?

 

[WA_Vol]

Ron what's up with the 4 horsemen/exclusive group masturbation thread?

 

[volger]

Ron what's up with the 4 horsemen/exclusive group masturbation thread?

Missed this thread and glad about that. No anti homo. Just sayin.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Stop acting like newt.

Are you trying to get your ass kicked?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

What did you say in your email to TVG?

I told her to stop begging me for sexy time.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron what's up with the 4 horsemen/exclusive group masturbation thread?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but it sounds like jealousy on your part.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Missed this thread and glad about that. No anti homo. Just sayin.

Were you on 301 over the weekend?