Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Why do we always have to be the last ones to leave?

We're the only responsible folks around.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Why can't my dog talk or even read the simplest of novels?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Is it true black peeps or African american peeps follow CPT ? I have many of these friends and they fail to show up on time...

It's not just black people. Women refuse to show up on time for anything.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why can't my dog talk or even read the simplest of novels?

Your dog must be retarded. My dog recently earned an engineering degree. Granted, it was civil engineering, so it doesn't really count. But I still thought it was cool for a dog.

 

[DD4ME]

Your dog must be retarded. My dog recently earned an engineering degree. Granted, it was civil engineering, so it doesn't really count. But I still thought it was cool for a dog.

Lulz

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Your dog must be retarded. My dog recently earned an engineering degree. Granted, it was civil engineering, so it doesn't really count. But I still thought it was cool for a dog.

Should I put her down. Or eat her face while using bath salts?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Should I put her down. Or eat her face while using bath salts?

You should just put that uneducated fool down. Ain't no room for tarded dogs in my world.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I recently took a copious amount of bath salts. What do you reccomend I pair human flesh with?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Every time I urinate and I start putting my junk away I start leaking, why?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I recently took a copious amount of bath salts. What do you reccomend I pair human flesh with?

A nice Port. Stay away from the white wines. Those can't be trusted.

 

[DD4ME]

Trm,

Every time I urinate and I start putting my junk away I start leaking, why?

Blown head gasket.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Every time I urinate and I start putting my junk away I start leaking, why?

It's usually because the hole is too big. Probably due to having it reamed out too much. Stop putting stuff in your pee hole.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

You are saying stop using my penis pump?

 

[DD4ME]

You are saying stop using my penis pump?

Keep the light saber's out of the mix

 

[The Ron Mexico]

You are saying stop using my penis pump?

Yes. Stop it now.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

It is danish, I was right around 6 & 5/8 but after several months it is right at 9 & 1/4.

Added girth also.

Problem I think Im having is urethral stricture which is a common side effect.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Why so many blacks in prison?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why so many blacks in prison?

Predisposed to crime

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Predisposed to crime

Back to Africa or the gas chambers IMO.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Back to Africa or the gas chambers IMO.

Already tried liberia

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Already tried liberia

Gas chambers then. I would be willing to sacrifice myself, so that good people like OE and Behr no longer have to live in fear.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Gas chambers then. I would be willing to sacrifice myself, so that good people like OE and Behr no longer have to live in fear.

Hold on. We might want to gas the scardy cats instead.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why so many blacks in prison?

Baggy pants and flat billed caps. 'Nuff said.

 

[Behr]

Ron,

Any clue as to why Nerd has a sudden obsession with Prison?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Any clue as to why Nerd has a sudden obsession with Prison?

He probably wears baggy pants and flat billed caps.