Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Did you just set a record for the fastest thread move ever?

Almost every thread I start in the FF ends up in the Zone.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Yep, we are a simplton people.

fyp

 

[bubbacurry1]

is a 40 lb robin a fatass bird?

 

[DD4ME]

Is croquet a sport?

Salmon?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

is a 40 lb robin a fatass bird?

Holy *diabeetus Batman. That's a fatass bird.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

You ready?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Espn isn't ready!

 

[rockytop114]

TRM



WQhat can i do to make myself fill better after the loss?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM



WQhat can i do to make myself fill better after the loss?

To fill up after a loss, I like gas station hot dogs and domestic beer. Oddly, it also makes me feel better.

 

[rockytop114]

To fill up after a loss, I like gas station hot dogs and domestic beer. Oddly, it also makes me feel better.

Me too . you are always there Ron Miller High Life tonight i'm off tomorow

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Me too . you are always there Ron Miller High Life tonight i'm off tomorow

The,

What does this mean?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

What does this mean?

I hope he's just missing some comma's and/or periods. Or he thinks my name is Ron Miller High Life.

 

[Orangeslice13]

The Ron Miller High life,

Speedo or thong?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The Ron Miller High life,

Speedo or thong?

I find clothes to be restrictive. I prefer neither.

 

[rockytop114]

The Ron Miller High life,

Speedo or thong?

it' s good isn't it

 

[rockytop114]

Me too . you are always there Ron Miller High Life tonight i'm off tomorow

ow sheet man im drunk u know what i mean

 

[95 Vol Alum]

ow sheet man im drunk u know what i mean

The,

Do you know what he mean?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Do you know what he mean?

Yes, fortunately I was raised in the LBC (lower Blount County). Therefore, I am fluent in his dialect.

 

[rockytop114]

The,

Do you know what he mean?

i spit my drink up laughing hahah

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

The Ron Miller High Life,

Would you consider changing your name to The Ron Miller High Life and taking on a corporate sponsor?

 

[Slydell]

Ron, pot, alcohol, shrooms or peyote? Which is more uplifting and enlightening?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Ron's source of enlightenment comes from doing all at once.

 

[Slydell]

Not sure about the uplifting but it might be enlightening. If, you survived. Should have added a tab of acid to the mix. Maybe a hit of window pane or some PCP. And, a double shot of shine.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The Ron Miller High Life,

Would you consider changing your name to The Ron Miller High Life and taking on a corporate sponsor?

Of course. I would love to have someone pay me to say stupid **** on the internet.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, pot, alcohol, shrooms or peyote? Which is more uplifting and enlightening?

The Natives swear by peyote. But they are naked savages who were the victims of manifest destiny (our bad guys). Of the options given, I've only tried alcohol. It seems to do the job.