Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[rockytop114]

so true !!so so true

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Truth. But it really should be open season on noob insiders.

But they have sources? Right?

 

[rockytop114]

yeah he is talking about all the ones who showed up with sources less than 50 post

 

[The Ron Mexico]

yeah he is talking about all the ones who showed up with sources less than 50 post

So, a high number of posts on an internet message board makes someone credible?

 

[rockytop114]

So, a high number of posts on an internet message board makes someone credible?

no but a alarm goes off when someones first post is i am friends with cindy and she said jon and i are moving to knoxville and the gru is coaching the vols bs!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

So, a high number of posts on an internet message board makes someone credible?

The,

This is true right?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

This is true right?

Apparently. Incidentally, that train of thought would make OE and Tex the foremost experts on everything Vols.


ie; lulz, sfgvjifxbk

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Good. I've been feeling more and more credible of late. Plus, well you know, TRM advice is credible.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Good. I've been feeling more and more credible of late. Plus, well you know, TRM advice is credible.

When you get to 20,000 posts you acquire secret knowledge of the universe. At 50,000 posts you gain total consciousness.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

What secret knowledge do you think I'll find in 3000 posts?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

What secret knowledge do you think I'll find in 3000 posts?

I can draw wild guesses, but to most those are legit. So, I suspect you may find out why Johnny Majors' cheeks were always red and why Fulmer loved fried bologna sammiches with mayonnaise from a gas station near my home.

 

[rockytop114]

yes,yes, its knowledge i am here to gain not ecred and it starts a post at a time till that one day i to hit the 50k mark then i will be like yota yes.

 

[rockytop114]

unless?

 

[rockytop114]

the



what you think i will gain at 10,000 trm

 

[The Ron Mexico]

the
what you think i will gain at 10,000 trm

A commemorative mug and sweatshirt.

 

[rockytop114]

what will it say?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

what will it say?

"Your Speshull, Nooga"

 

[Coach Grizz]

You ever been in a threesome, Ron?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

You ever been in a threesome, Ron?

Three is a low number for me. If there's not at least 5 ladies, there's no reason for me to get nekkid.

 

[bubbacurry1]

why do professional sports suck so much?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

why do professional sports suck so much?

'Cause they get paid.

 

[Jax_Vol]

who is our next head coach Ron?

 

[HOAV]

The,
What's love got to do with it?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

who is our next head coach Ron?

I don't know. And unless Dave Hart has a VN account, no one else on here knows either.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,
What's love got to do with it?

I have no time for a second hand emotion.