Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[possumslayer]

Who has a tighter b-hole itch or pooch?
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[ego]

Ron, have you ever tried to hold a candle in the cold November rain?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. I might have asked this before, but why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Not the first time I have been asked this. It's because I have a policy of carrying meat in my pockets at all times. I recommend this for everyone. Not only is it a timely snack, but it can be used to shoo away bullies and fat chicks.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Who has a tighter b-hole itch or pooch?
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I'm unfamiliar with their b-holes. But itch's pee hole is impenetrable.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. Do you eat corn on the cob typewriter style or ring around the rosy?

 

[possumslayer]

I'm unfamiliar with their b-holes. But itch's pee hole is impenetrable.

std?
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[Thrasher865]

Ron. Do you eat corn on the cob typewriter style or ring around the rosy?

Same. Except Swiss cake rolls instead of corn.

 

[possumslayer]

When will the world end?
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Same. Except Swiss cake rolls instead of corn.

Do you want me to make you your own thread, Thrasher?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, have you ever tried to hold a candle in the cold November rain?

Yes. I spent the November of 1996 accomplishing this very feat. I live a very hazardous lifestyle. An appetite for destruction one might say.

 

[possumslayer]

Are you intimidated by flat tops similar thread
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[possumslayer]

Are you horny?
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[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. Do you eat corn on the cob typewriter style or ring around the rosy?

My wife chews the corn for me then delivers the already chewed corn to my mouth using a slingshot.

 

[ego]

Yes. I spent the November of 1996 accomplishing this very feat. I live a very hazardous lifestyle. An appetite for destruction one might say.

Did you have someone with you, or did you feel that you needed some time on your own?

 

[possumslayer]

Are you Mexican Portuguese mix?
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. Will Tyler Bray return for Vandy?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

std?
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Unsure. But there was definitely a dam of some type.

 

[Thrasher865]

Do you want me to make you your own thread, Thrasher?

One cannot simply request ones own thread. If it is your wish, then let it be done.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Same. Except Swiss cake rolls instead of corn.

Interesting you ask. I know a Navigator who loves Swiss cake rolls. He unrolls them and proceeds to mock them from a distance for several minutes. Then all of a sudden he devours them instataneously.

I will default to his expertise.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

When will the world end?
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The rapture has already happened. You were not selected. You will be delivered to a burning lake of fire soon.

 

[possumslayer]

The rapture has already happened. You were not selected. You will be delivered to a burning lake of fire soon.

cool!
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[possumslayer]

bowl first or beer first? Hurry with reply I'm jonesing
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[The Ron Mexico]

Are you horny?
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Constantly.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

bowl first or beer first? Hurry with reply I'm jonesing
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Beer first and second.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Did you have someone with you, or did you feel that you needed some time on your own?

I was all alone. The chances of me a having a companion for this activity would be small. Almost as small as the chances of the Chinese having a Democracy.