Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[malinoisvol]

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[Weezer]

I think that the Maximess and Weezer couple are obsessed with me Mr Meh-hick-oh.

The geezer zoners should just use their ignore buttons... or move out of the neighborhood all together.

Why would we use our ignore buttons? This is amusing, even if you are a pathetic shade of a poster.

 

[Weezer]

Maybe he is VolMav in disguise....

There was a time I thought he was my favorite pet bunny, but his game is too weak for that.

 

[joevol33]

Ron,

If I tell Weezer he's a sexy beast, will that push his boundaries enough?

 

[Orangeslice13]

A wiffle ball bat and Ky won't push his boundaries

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

If I tell Weezer he's a sexy beast, will that push his boundaries enough?

I thought everyone already knew I was a sexy beast. But you need to let go. I broke up with you. Don't you remember I gave you the whole "It's not you it's me, and I need to work on myself" spiel. I'm not ready to tie myself down to one person yet.

 

[Weezer]

A wiffle ball bat and Ky won't push his boundaries

I thought you didn't want to discuss what we did behind closed doors in public. That's fifty shades of kink.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

If I tell Weezer he's a sexy beast, will that push his boundaries enough?

That won't even register on our scale.

 

[joevol33]

I thought everyone already knew I was a sexy beast. But you need to let go. I broke up with you. Don't you remember I gave you the whole "It's not you it's me, and I need to work on myself" spiel. I'm not ready to tie myself down to one person yet.

Dang, now I gotta wake the wife up and ask her to take me back.

 

[joevol33]

That won't even register on our scale.

Obviously not, he dumped.

 

[Behr]

Grease is just as slippery coming out as it is going in.

Some jackleg asked me that in the "ask Behr" thread and I had hoped you would have a better answer than the one I gave. Oh well.

Have you ever been in a fight at a Piggly Wiggly?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Some jackleg asked me that in the "ask Behr" thread and I had hoped you would have a better answer than the one I gave. Oh well.

Have you ever been in a fight at a Piggly Wiggly?

Of course. Who hasn't?

 

[joevol33]

Of course. Who hasn't?

I had a kidney stone hit me hard in our piggly wiggly. It won the fight. People thought I was having a heart attack. One lady thought I was possessed?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I had a kidney stone hit me hard in our piggly wiggly. It won the fight. People thought I was having a heart attack. One lady thought I was possessed?

Was your kidney stone a bama fan?

 

[joevol33]

Was your kidney stone a bama fan?

It did suck, so yea!

 

[Behr]

Of course. Who hasn't?

Son, I am disappoint...

Why does Joe have a question mark at the end of his sentence two posts above?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Son, I am disappoint...

Why does Joe have a question mark at the end of his sentence two posts above?

It's an ask thread. Every post must be a question?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

It's an ask thread. Every post must be a question?

I agree?

 

[Behr]

Makes sense, I'm a dumbass?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Makes sense, I'm a dumbass?

Yes, you are.

 

[vol_in_ar]

A wiffle ball bat and Ky won't push his boundaries

how do they play wiffle ball in Kentucky?

 

[Orangeslice13]

how do they play wiffle ball in Kentucky?

It all starts with banjo music

 

[joevol33]

Son, I am disappoint...

Why does Joe have a question mark at the end of his sentence two posts above?

I'm half backwards from being born in Kentucky.

 

[joevol33]

It all starts with banjo music

I can confirm this.

 

[Slydell]

Ron, how many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?