Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[vol_in_ar]

When it comes to women, there are no winners.

I wish I had the nerve to ask her id she had winner, winner chicken dinner tat'd on her back

 

[joevol33]

Ron,
Is the world going crazy, or is it just me?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Is the world going crazy, or is it just me?

It's just you. Everything is fine. Nothing to see here. Go back to work, citizen.

 

[joevol33]

It's just you. Everything is fine. Nothing to see here. Go back to work, citizen.

Thanks for your honesty.

 

[DrRosenRosen]

Have a great day!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Have a great day!

What the hell kind of threat is this!?

 

[vol_in_ar]

TRM
Will Trump destroy the other Republican candidates in the debate

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM
Will Trump destroy the other Republican candidates in the debate

Is this question a joke?

 

[joevol33]

What the hell kind of threat is this!?

Terroristic?

 

[vol_in_ar]

Is this question a joke?

I thought you answered the questions not asked them...lulz

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ron.

I really don't give a fwak.
Do you see this attitude being a problem long term?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Terroristic?

Possibly. We'll keep him on a watch list just to be safe.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I thought you answered the questions not asked them...lulz

Sometimes I answer in an unorthodox manner.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron.

I really don't give a fwak.
Do you see this attitude being a problem long term?

Absolutely.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Absolutely.

Would you please elaborate......or do you not give a fwak either?

 

[joevol33]

Ron,
Since you're here, do you know where Doyle Hargreaves is? He said he was my daddy once, but I haven't seen him since. Should I call Maury?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Would you please elaborate......or do you not give a fwak either?

For the record, I give many ****s. Tons of ****s. When a person don't give a ****, it tends to alienate those around you, thus ruining opportunities for networking later down the road.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Since you're here, do you know where Doyle Hargreaves is? He said he was my daddy once, but I haven't seen him since. Should I call Maury?

Doyle is pretty flaky. You can't count on him, especially not as a daddy. And yes, you should definitely have a paternity test.

 

[joevol33]

Doyle is pretty flaky. You can't count on him, especially not as a daddy. And yes, you should definitely have a paternity test.

Thanks, I'll have the test.

 

[Orangeslice13]

For the record, I give many ****s. Tons of ****s. When a person don't give a ****, it tends to alienate those around you, thus ruining opportunities for networking later down the road.

Ron, is this another attempt to get me to sell Amway products with you?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, is this another attempt to get me to sell Amway products with you?

Amway provides quality products at reasonable prices. I don't understand your hesitance.

 

[joevol33]

Ron,
Should I keep poking the bear, or just throw the stick away?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Should I keep poking the bear, or just throw the stick away?

You should savagely attack the bear with the stick to show dominance. Must like prison, on message boards you must kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's *****.

 

[joevol33]

You should savagely attack the bear with the stick to show dominance. Must like prison, on message boards you must kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's *****.

Consider it done. I just this bear isn't named Cecil.

 

[Wickerhead]

You should savagely attack the bear with the stick to show dominance. Must like prison, on message boards you must kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's *****.

This is an awesome post.

Ron,
Is it the end for Wicker?