Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[joevol33]

Ron,
Should I stop watching movies about bears since they scare me, or man up?

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Ron,
Should I stop watching movies about bears since they scare me, or man up?

Gay porn is the work of the Devil

 

[joevol33]

Ron,
Is Christmas at the beach a good idea, or bad?

 

[Wickerhead]

Ron,
Is Thunder Good-Oil a new type of personal lubricant?

 

[vol_in_ar]

great question

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Should I stop watching movies about bears since they scare me, or man up?

When it comes to bears, you have to stand your ground. Maintain eye contact to establish dominance. Even in the movies bears will pick up on your dominant behavior and back down.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Is Christmas at the beach a good idea, or bad?

It's a great idea. Jesus loved the beach.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Is Thunder Good-Oil a new type of personal lubricant?

It is and it should only be used on small woodland creatures.

 

[joevol33]

Thank you kind sir.

 

[vol_in_ar]

TRM

Will Hart survive....

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM

Will Hart survive....

According to this article - YES! He's a survivor.

Hart

 

[vol_in_ar]

i'm afraid to click the link.....

 

[joevol33]

i'm afraid to click the link.....

Me too!

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

It is and it should only be used on small woodland creatures.

I thought that Wickerhead already used congealed woodchuck renderings emulsified with skunk spray when he goes gerbil in the forest?

 

[LouderVol]

bro-tron-cho, which candidate, if elected, would get impeached first. Hilary or Trump?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

i'm afraid to click the link.....

You'll regret that decision.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I thought that Wickerhead already used congealed woodchuck renderings emulsified with skunk spray when he goes gerbil in the forest?

How does one go "gerbil in the forest"?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

bro-tron-cho, which candidate, if elected, would get impeached first. Hilary or Trump?

Probably Hillary. But a bigger problem is how stupid the American people are.

 

[vol_in_ar]

How does one go "gerbil in the forest"?

I think your opening Pandora's box asking about Gerbils, in the zone

 

[EweTVol]

Dear trm,
How will Mexico pay for the wall?

Sincerely,

Bad Jerry's dad

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dear trm,
How will Mexico pay for the wall?

Sincerely,

Bad Jerry's dad

Yeah, 'bout that...there's no chance that happens. If you find someone that believes any of campaign promises Trump is making you need to put them out of their misery. The sooner the better.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Mexibro.

Why do all these pagans hate me?
Is it because I'm tall?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mexibro.

Why do all these pagans hate me?
Is it because I'm tall?

Is there any chance, at all, that they're upset because you're calling them pagans? Louder doesn't count, though.
He suffers from a belief that he's smarter than he actually is. How many other pagans have attacked you?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Is there any chance, at all, that they're upset because you're calling them pagans? Louder doesn't count, though.
He suffers from a belief that he's smarter than he actually is. How many other pagans have attacked you?

Not that many really.
but as an attention whore I exaggerate things when it benefits me

 

[joevol33]

Not that many really.
but as an attention whore I exaggerate things when it benefits me

I for one approve of this tactic.