Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Weezer]

Lots of problems here.

A: Kings don’t get elected. The King is whoever wins the most Waffle House fights.

B: I love you, too. Notice I didn’t use “platonically” because I don’t put limits on my love.

C: Keep it up and I will not hesitate to poke you with a stick.

D: 129, 3rd St, Alcoa, TN 37701

A. That doesn't seem fair as I have been forced into retiring from the Waffle House circuit.

B. Sometimes I feel insecure in my love so I feel the need to qualify it.

C. I laugh like the Pillsbury doughboy.

D. Is that like your address, or a Waffle House location. If the latter, see my response to A.

 

[508mikey]

A. That doesn't seem fair as I have been forced into retiring from the Waffle House circuit.

B. Sometimes I feel insecure in my love so I feel the need to qualify it.

C. I laugh like the Pillsbury doughboy.

D. Is that like your address, or a Waffle House location. If the latter, see my response to A.

D It is a Waffle House -- Legend has it, 95 has kick many a @ss there

 

[Weezer]

I hate that I am just now discovering this thread.

Ron,

Who was Ron Mexico first, you or Ocho-cinco?

Michael Vick, not Ocho Cinco.

You’re good, Ron. I have yet to find a better VN poster. No comparison, actually.

Does anyone else hear a giant sucking noise? Are you one of Joe's alters?

 

[Weezer]

Maybe, but there was definitely midgets

Insensitive bastard. They prefer the term dwarf.

 

[Weezer]

FYI Pro-tip: The police will notice bleach in the carpet when looking for blood stains.

The real pro-tip is always use a drop cloth and don't forget to cover the walls. Forgetting the splatter is a common mistake people make. And if you tap an artery, that blood really flies.





Or so I've been told....

 

[joevol33]

Insensitive bastard. They prefer the term dwarf.

My bad!

 

[vol_in_ar]

sup Weez how are you doing

 

[Coastypop]

Two reasons:



A: He’s “special”.

2: Luke 23:34

I thought it was because of 1 Corinthians 14:38


For those who do not own a Bible

It says ...

But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant.

 

[Weezer]

Ron, since commenting on deleted posts is forbidden, why don't the mods discuss it with us before they delete them? I think it would cut back on confusion,

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, since commenting on deleted posts is forbidden, why don't the mods discuss it with us before they delete them? I think it would cut back on confusion,

I'll bring it up at the VN Christmas party at Freak's house.

 

[vol_in_ar]

I'll bring it up at the VN Christmas party at Freak's house.

who would be the first to, make like Waffle house and throwdown at Freaks

 

[The Ron Mexico]

who would be the first to, make like Waffle house and throwdown at Freaks

Volleygirl if someone drinks all the champagne smoothies before she shows up.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Volleygirl if someone drinks all the champagne smoothies before she shows up.

boom

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

who would be the first to, make like Waffle house and throwdown at Freaks

Whomever doesn't get a **** in a box playing white elephant gift exchange.

 

[volfanbill]

Ron, since commenting on deleted posts is forbidden, why don't the mods discuss it with us before they delete them? I think it would cut back on confusion,

I had a deleted post reversed. Didn’t know it was possible.

 

[Weezer]

I had a deleted post reversed. Didn’t know it was possible.

Commenting on a deleted post.



*reported

 

[volfanbill]

Commenting on a deleted post.



*reported

Great. Now I’ll get the week long ban hammer

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I had a deleted post reversed. Didn’t know it was possible.

You must be livin right, boy.

 

[Coastypop]

I had a deleted post reversed. Didn’t know it was possible.

Did you need to read it backwards ?

 

[joevol33]

Did you need to read it backwards ?

Doesn’t that make it say something satanic?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Doesn’t that make it say something satanic?

I think you’re thinking of Barbara Streisand records.

 

[volfanbill]

Did you need to read it backwards ?

Just look at it through a mirror

 

[joevol33]

I think you’re thinking of Barbara Streisand records.

That makes more sense

 

[Coastypop]

Just look at it through a mirror

Will that cause seven years bad luck?

 

[Coastypop]

Ron, are the donuts at Donut church free and how many can I have before I get thrown out?