Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[dembewbs]

ron geffffffyaself

 

[OrangeEmpire]

No. It's ^ that way.

Which way?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm at the UT scrimmage and have to get some work done. We'll start back in a little while.

 

[dembewbs]

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

 

[Hobock]

Which way?

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[OrangeEmpire]

brwbs, epic

 

[OrangeEmpire]

.

wtf

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron,


Have you visited the police/veteran thread in the politics forum?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,


Have you visited the police/veteran thread in the politics forum?

No, I haven't. I'm on my way.

 

[Hobock]

Ron,


How's it going?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,


How's it going?

I have some gas and a little lower back pain. I'm wearing a food stained BYU t shirt and smelly gym shorts. Just finished watching Billy Madison.

How 'bout you?

 

[Hobock]

I have some gas and a little lower back pain. I'm wearing a food stained BYU t shirt and smelly gym shorts. Just finished watching Billy Madison.

How 'bout you?

I need to shave. My ass itches. I'm wearing UT t-shirt and UT pj bottoms. Just finished watching 60 Minutes.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Hobock. I don't have the attention span to succeed at temple run or whatever it is

 

[Hobock]

Hobock. I don't have the attention span to succeed at temple run or whatever it is

What do you play? I'm an Angry Birds freak.

PS...my Temple Run high score is now 2 million.

 

[Souce]

What do you play? I'm an Angry Birds freak.

PS...my Temple Run high score is now 2 million.

Congrats. When will you be inducted into the Nobody Gives a **** Hall of Fame?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

What do you play? I'm an Angry Birds freak.

PS...my Temple Run high score is now 2 million.

I like angry birds too. Temple run is 200,000ish

 

[dembewbs]

congrats. When will you be inducted into the nobody gives a **** hall of fame?

boom

 

[Hobock]

Congrats. When will you be inducted into the Nobody Gives a **** Hall of Fame?

Way too hostile.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

he mad and jelli

 

[Hobock]

he mad and jelli

If I posted my Dig-Dug high score, his vag would asspllode.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Thoughts on bamacheats?

 

[dembewbs]

 

[Souce]

Ron,

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Thoughts on bamacheats?

Yes, I have a few. He takes full advantage of his internet anonymity.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

Yeah, it was intents.