Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Why is my profile page visited by someone named goatmaster? And does Freak ever stop by? Nooooooo.

Freak is the goatmaster. The goatmaster is Freak.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

It's like we are brothers sometimes. No homo. H4L.

 

[DD4ME]

Here's the news. A girl walks up to me and tells me her story of how her kitchen burnt down. She claims her youngest dog turned the stove on. When the flames began to engulf her kitchen, her oldest dog woke her up in enough time to where she was able to put out the flames with a pot filled with water from her sink. Is she a keeper? I'm leaning toward keeping it in the pants tonight.

I'm no Ron Mexico but:
Should have stole her drugs then ditched her.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron,

I mentioned this in tttwnd, but I was playing with my belly button found a bump, scratched it and it popped puss every where.

Should I be worried?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Here's the news. A girl walks up to me and tells me her story of how her kitchen burnt down. She claims her youngest dog turned the stove on. When the flames began to engulf her kitchen, her oldest dog woke her up in enough time to where she was able to put out the flames with a pot filled with water from her sink. Is she a keeper? I'm leaning toward keeping it in the pants tonight.

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I think he's dying Ron.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron,

I mentioned this in tttwnd, but I was playing with my belly button found a bump, scratched it and it popped puss every where.

Should I be worried?

Eww

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

But seriously it may be the herpes

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

I mentioned this in tttwnd, but I was playing with my belly button found a bump, scratched it and it popped puss every where.

Should I be worried?

What you should be worried about is personal hygiene. Let's hope it was just a zit. Otherwise you need to go to a doctor that deals with weird stuff. Also, contact your local Rabbi. He'll know what to do.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron,

Do you think rabbi tuckman will know what to do?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Do you think rabbi tuckman will know what to do?

He would definitely know how to remove it. He's big on cutting things off.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

He would definitely know how to remove it. He's big on cutting things off.

Thanks Ron

 

[Orangeslice13]

He would definitely know how to remove it. He's big on cutting things off.

Does OE have any to spare?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Does OE have any to spare?

Puss filled boils or penis?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Puss filled boils or penis?

He appears to have plenty of boils.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron,

What do you think about people who take google and wiki as gospel?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ron,

What do you think about people who take google and wiki as gospel?

Hahahahahahahahahlol:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

What do you think about people who take google and wiki as gospel?

It is my opinion that they are on about the same level as people that take my Endzone and FF posts serious.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

It is my opinion that they are on about the same level as people that take my Endzone and FF posts serious.

You sir, are too kind.

 

[Orangeslice13]

It is my opinion that if you mean OS13, he is an awesome dude.

Thanks Ron.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Thanks Ron.

OS13, seems midly cool.

Not gonna work

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron,

I smell almonds

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

I smell almonds

How's the relationship with your wife?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Bloody

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bloody

I have bad news for you.

i smell almonds