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Those are amazing lil forkers. I hunted one that was tearing up my front yard when I was in Tennessee. Over a period of about 10 days I mapped out his route and marked down times I thought he was active and pin pointed it within an hour or so. Anyway, trying to catch him was the most fun I've ever had with my pants on. After about 20 minutes of flipping him outta the ground and into a bucket with a shovel, I finally captured that lil sonofbish.
12 gauge to the brain pan.
 
I'm stuck at none right now.

I actually use a .22. I have about 30 of them damn things and they can destroy a yard in record time.
1. I was in the city limits. Jail.
2. Cookie cutter subdivision at least 5 house in shotgun range. Dangerous and irresponsible.
3. They're so small blood and guts everywhere.
4. Not as much fun your way.
5. You're dumb.
 
1. I was in the city limits. Jail.
2. Cookie cutter subdivision at least 5 house in shotgun range. Dangerous and irresponsible.
3. They're so small blood and guts everywhere.
4. Not as much fun your way.
5. You're dumb.
OK, first two are good. Next two, WRONG. Last one, could be.
 
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Shot gun would have splattered it. Fact.

No way splattering it all over the front yard would have been more fun than trying to sling him in a bucket and watching him disappear back in the ground. Seriously, if you've never written seen them do that you're missing out.
 
They are bad enough in my yard that they literally bounce me off the lawnmower seat and shut it down. I hate those fuggers.
 

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