Atlanta Braves Thread - Francisco Cabrera edition

[GAVol]

It's a effin’ blooper, alright.

It looks like the Philly Fanatic suffered some sort of disease that caused him to lose weight and look pasty.

 

[Regulator]

It looks like the Philly Fanatic suffered some sort of disease that caused him to lose weight and look pasty.

It looks like the illegitimate love child of the Philly Phanatic and Shrek.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

It looks like the illegitimate love child of the Philly Phanatic and Shrek.

And Sammy Sosa

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

It looks like the Philly Fanatic suffered some sort of disease that caused him to lose weight and look pasty.

Phillie Phanatic is micheal jackson 1989

Blooper is michael jackson 2009

 

[CagleMtnVol]

The more I look at this thing the more it pisses me off! :banghead2:

What were they thinking? :dunno:

 

[CagleMtnVol]

And Sammy Sosa

 

[Vercingetorix]

As of today I am the father of a teenager. God help me.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

As of today I am the father of a teenager. God help me.

Wow Jr. really is starching the tube socks

 

[AV_12]

wow jr. Really is starching the tube socks

😂😂😂

 

[GAVol]

As of today I am the father of a teenager. God help me.

Welcome to hell. Just take solace in the same thing I do.... At least he's not a teenage girl.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Welcome to hell. Just take solace in the same thing I do.... At least he's not a teenage girl.

That's three years from now. My liver's not gonna survive the next dozen years.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

As always, gentlemen...wear a condom.

 

[Regulator]

Welcome to hell. Just take solace in the same thing I do.... At least he's not a teenage girl.

That will be my hell come August.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

That will be my hell come August.

if you don’t have a gun, buy one. If you aren’t already on roids, get on roids. Also, tattoos. Get all of em. This was my plan if my boy would’ve been a girl

 

[Regulator]

if you don’t have a gun, buy one. If you aren’t already on roids, get on roids. Also, tattoos. Get all of em. This was my plan if my boy would’ve been a girl

I could easily doctor up a fake prison record. My photos already look like mug shots.

 

[Wickman]

[twitter]https://twitter.com/BaseballQuotes1/status/958031930838183938?s=09[/twitter]

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I could easily doctor up a fake prison record. My photos already look like mug shots.

now you’re cookin

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

I could easily doctor up a fake prison record. My photos already look like mug shots.

I can help here.

 

[TBrown]

Flowers
Freeman
Albies
Camargo
Dansby
Markakis
Inciarte
Tucker/Adams

Bench: Suzuki, Tucker/Adams, Culberson, _________

We have one position battle in spring training? 💤💤💤

 

[TBrown]

Rio?

Maybe no jobs open in ST

 

[zjcvols]

Rio?

Maybe no jobs open in ST

Just for batting from the left side he will prolly get. Just a couple bullpen spots.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Rio?

Maybe no jobs open in ST

have I ever told you my thoughts on Rio

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

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33 players in #MLB history reached 70 WAR/140 OPS+

29 are in the Hall of Fame
2 are linked to PEDs (Bonds, A-Rod)
1 isn't on the ballot yet (Pujols)
1 is Larry Walker

WAR and OPS+ are adjusted for league and park.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

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33 players in #MLB history reached 70 WAR/140 OPS+

29 are in the Hall of Fame
2 are linked to PEDs (Bonds, A-Rod)
1 isn't on the ballot yet (Pujols)
1 is Larry Walker

WAR and OPS+ are adjusted for league and park.

HUGE no MASSIVE blow to the Larry Walker Hate Club.

 

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