Atlanta Braves Thread - The "John Hart/ John Coppollela da real MVPs" Edition

[Wickman]

So I woke up yesterday with puffy eyes and itching. Now my eyes are swollen, the back of my knees are swollen and red, my elbows are itching, and my eyes are glassy and I have no clue what the **** is going on.

Get better man

 

[GAVol]

He's gotten 3 hits off a lefty in a game twice now. Both times were against Lester.

Yeah. They flashed a graphic early on showing him 6/11 career against Lester.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

B4DL

Have some

 

[GAVol]

On behalf of Braves fans over the age of 35, I'd like to welcome you all to the 1980s Braves Experience where the slogan is: All the fun; none of the pressure. Have a drink.

 

[005]

I'm still trynna watch Julio carve today.

Anybody beating the streak?

 

[TBrown]

I'm still trynna watch Julio carve today.

Anybody beating the streak?

Jace PETERSON about to get me to 2.. And take me all the way to 57.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

On behalf of Braves fans over the age of 35, I'd like to welcome you all to the 1980s Braves Experience where the slogan is: All the fun; none of the pressure. Have a drink.

I'm GWN, and I approve this message.

 

[005]

Jace PETERSON about to get me to 2.. And take me all the way to 57.

Niiiiiiiice.

 

[LotteryPick]

I'm actually excited.

 

[Wickman]

So, Treyvon Paulk back or nah?

Also, predict Julio's statline for today

7IP 7 K's, 1 BB 1 ER

 

[Kingston Vol]

On behalf of Braves fans over the age of 35, I'd like to welcome you all to the 1980s Braves Experience where the slogan is: All the fun; none of the pressure. Have a drink.

Looking forward to it. :devilsmoke:

 

[TBrown]

Don't forget

If/when the USA/Cuba embargo/relations normalize... We will have the money to sign them all. WHAT A GREAT PLAN

 

[TBrown]

So, Treyvon Paulk back or nah?

Also, predict Julio's statline for today

7IP 7 K's, 1 BB 1 ER

Who are we playing?

Jk jk

6 IP, 5 Ks, 3 ER

Braves win 5-4

 

[Kingston Vol]

So, Treyvon Paulk back or nah?

Also, predict Julio's statline for today

7IP 7 K's, 1 BB 1 ER

6IP 7K's, 2 BB, 3 ER

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Pretty sure Jason has looked better offensively in one game in St. Louis than he ever did in Atlanta. If only he could have been bothered to make any changes instead of constantly struggling and wasting our time. #salty.

oh ok

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Game day, let's ride.. We finna find the true Braves 4 life around here ha

Signing in. Better or worse.

 

[TBrown]

oh ok

Pretty sure heyward looked best on his first swing amirite

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

So, Treyvon Paulk back or nah?

Also, predict Julio's statline for today

7IP 7 K's, 1 BB 1 ER

6 2/3 IP, 5 K's, 2 BB 4 ER. Struggles with control innings 1,2,4. Finds commands and cruises through innings 5-6 2/3.

Paulk will be back this summer.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Pretty sure heyward looked best on his first swing amirite

We'll always have the Opening Day knock first AB gank off of Zambrano. They'll never be able to trade that from us.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

We'll always have the Opening Day knock first AB gank off of Zambrano. They'll never be able to trade that from us.

This just in, Braves have traded all your favorite baseball memories for a PTBNL and cash considerations.

 

[TBrown]

This just in, Braves have traded all your favorite baseball memories for a PTBNL and cash considerations.

Smh

 

[TBrown]

Breaking: flat top waivering on commitment to Braves. After Cubs poor showing last night, expect cardinals to jump into the mix.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Breaking: flat top waivering on commitment to Braves. After Cubs poor showing last night, expect cardinals to jump into the mix.

Oh thems is fighting words

 

[Vercingetorix]

On behalf of Braves fans over the age of 35, I'd like to welcome you all to the 1980s Braves Experience where the slogan is: All the fun; none of the pressure. Have a drink.

I was too young to drink then. Glad to have alcohol to help this time.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

@KevinMcAlpin: Opening Day: Young 8, Peterson 4, Markakis 9, Freeman 3, Bethancourt 2, K Johnson 7, Callaspo 5, Simmons 6, Teheran 1. #Braves