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Alright gents, in 3 minutes I'm officially in my wedding week. We are well planned and established (all bc of my amazing fiancé) but right now it looks like we are in store for chit weather. I won't ask for prayers bc, come on, I ain't that important, but for my sanity, please send some positive weather vibes my way so my bride is happy!
 
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NochNoch said:
Alright gents, in 3 minutes I'm officially in my wedding week. We are well planned and established (all bc of my amazing fiancé) but right now it looks like we are in store for chit weather. I won't ask for prayers bc, come on, I ain't that important, but for my sanity, please send some positive weather vibes my way so my bride is happy!
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Noch is marrying a man
 
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NochNoch said:
Alright gents, in 3 minutes I'm officially in my wedding week. We are well planned and established (all bc of my amazing fiancé) but right now it looks like we are in store for chit weather. I won't ask for prayers bc, come on, I ain't that important, but for my sanity, please send some positive weather vibes my way so my bride is happy!
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Vibes sent, just took a shot in your celbration! Congrats Noch!
 
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NochNoch said:
Alright gents, in 3 minutes I'm officially in my wedding week. We are well planned and established (all bc of my amazing fiancé) but right now it looks like we are in store for chit weather. I won't ask for prayers bc, come on, I ain't that important, but for my sanity, please send some positive weather vibes my way so my bride is happy!
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Good luck bro.. I'll be in the same boat weather wise in five and a half months
 
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NochNoch said:
If she's a man, he's got huge tits!
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Fiancée has two E's, if the person in question is a lady. This is the only week of your life you need to know that.

Based on my own experience, I strongly suggest you have a backup plan NEARBY in case it rains at the last second. I was supposed to get married at a cabin in Cades Cove up in the Smokies. I ended up getting married in the lobby of a hotel in Townsend because it poured at the last minute and our pre-planned rain site was too far away. Not ideal.
 
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Vercingetorix said:
Fiancée has two E's, if the person in question is a lady. This is the only week of your life you need to know that.

Based on my own experience, I strongly suggest you have a backup plan NEARBY in case it rains at the last second. I was supposed to get married at a cabin in Cades Cove up in the Smokies. I ended up getting married in the lobby of a hotel in Townsend because it poured at the last minute and our pre-planned rain site was too far away. Not ideal.
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I blame autocorrect on my phone for the lack of an E. We've got a room as a backup location at the hotel where the reception is so it'll be fine if that happens but I'll still take all the positive vibes I can get bc the hotel is right on the beach and she wants some sunset type pics. If we get lucky, it'll look like a postcard. If not, it'll look like we got married in a moose lodge.
 
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Every member of the los angeles clippers organization, all 45 of their fans of the last 18 months, and every ref in the NBA can slowly burn in hell.
 
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NochNoch said:
I blame autocorrect on my phone for the lack of an E. We've got a room as a backup location at the hotel where the reception is so it'll be fine if that happens but I'll still take all the positive vibes I can get bc the hotel is right on the beach and she wants some sunset type pics. If we get lucky, it'll look like a postcard. If not, it'll look like we got married in a moose lodge.
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This is what I ended up stuck with. Plus I was in the head taking a piss when the Here Comes The Bride music started and I ended up running out while zipping up. Utter chaos once the site got moved.

We did have it catered by Buddy's barbecue, though, which I believe has to be the greatest cheap fast-food barbecue on earth. The frau was running around looking for me for pictures and I was off chowing down on a barbecue sandwich in the parking lot.

I wish you the best of luck with the weather. Ultimately it doesn't matter though. My wedding was a disaster from a planning standpoint and we're still here, 22 years later.
 
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Vercingetorix said:
This is what I ended up stuck with. Plus I was in the head taking a piss when the Here Comes The Bride music started and I ended up running out while zipping up. Utter chaos once the site got moved.

We did have it catered by Buddy's barbecue, though, which I believe has to be the greatest cheap fast-food barbecue on earth. The frau was running around looking for me for pictures and I was off chowing down on a barbecue sandwich in the parking lot.

I wish you the best of luck with the weather. Ultimately it doesn't matter though. My wedding was a disaster from a planning standpoint and we're still here, 22 years later.
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That's pretty much my only job on my wedding day, don't drink so much whiskey that you fsck up the day. I set a real high bar with this one.
 
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NochNoch said:
That's pretty much my only job on my wedding day, don't drink so much whiskey that you fsck up the day. I set a real high bar with this one.
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I was only 22 when I got married so I didn't really have any idea what good whiskey was yet. It was a lot easier for me to show up sober and ready to go -- albeit with mud on my shoes from tramping around up with the deer at the cabin in Cades Cove looking for any stragglers -- than it probably would be now, when I'd be commemorating every minute all week with Springbank.

Congratulations to you and your lady. Fscking hell. Being married to a good woman is the best.
 
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Vercingetorix said:
I was only 22 when I got married so I didn't really have any idea what good whiskey was yet. It was a lot easier for me to show up sober and ready to go -- albeit with mud on my shoes from tramping around up with the deer at the cabin in Cades Cove looking for any stragglers -- than it probably would be now, when I'd be commemorating every minute all week with Springbank.

Congratulations to you and your lady. Fscking hell. Being married to a good woman is the best.
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I'm 34 but hot damn I feel lucky as chit with this one. It took me a while longer than you but I found one worth it
 
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