Atlanta Braves Thread VI

[VOLinthaNATI]

Who is J Blaze?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Who is J Blaze?

aka "buttercup"

 

[NochNoch]

He'll always be this picture to me

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

aka Jordan Schafer

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

Forgot about him. Duh.

His walk up song used to be a song by Eminem. He'll always be cool with me for that alone.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Dude wears Ed Hardy lolololololololol come on now J Blaze.

 

[TBrown]

Forgot about him. Duh.

His walk up song used to be a song by Eminem. He'll always be cool with me for that alone.

He also had "I'm on a Boat" and "Turn my Swag On" .. J blaze getting regular ABs is a magical experience

 

[AV_12]

Please no Jose. ( its gonna happen). I'm sure J Blaze is getting in the zone as we speak in the mile "high" city.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Kimbrel's wife's twitter handle is ashole_88 lol Alabama through and through. (her name is Ashley)

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Please no Jose. ( its gonna happen). I'm sure J Blaze is getting in the zone as we speak in the mile "high" city.

Just got to go with the hot hand...

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

That is a new angle I haven't considered. Good point. You know Fredi is gonna recall Constanza and Reed and J Blaze are going to be holding down the watercooler tho.

J Blaze, R Johnson, Gattis. Put a little cream in that outfield coffee

 

[Vercingetorix]

Fredi is an idiot if Schafer gets even one start while Heyward's out.

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

What's wrong with Heyward?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Fredi is an idiot if Schafer gets even one start while Heyward's out.

I probably wouldn't quite go that far Verc.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

What's wrong with Heyward?

Crap Nati, you been under a rock lately? Blew his appendix.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

J Blaze, R Johnson, Gattis. Put a little cream in that outfield coffee

#teamsnowbunny

 

[005]

J Blaze, R Johnson, Gattis. Put a little cream in that outfield coffee

#risetothetop
#vanderbuild
#dooley

wut?

 

[005]

so will heyward and freeman just trade DL spots or will somebody else be sent down?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

#risetothetop
#vanderbuild
#dooley

wut?

^^^ #settlesinlife

 

[Vercingetorix]

I probably wouldn't quite go that far Verc.

I'm not going to do a big baseball-reference dive or anything, but I'm gonna guess that Reed Johnson's worst year was probably better than Jordan Schafer's best year. When you throw in the option of putting Gattis in LF, there's no reason Schafer should see the field other than as a situational replacement late in games. Other than one PED-fueled season in A ball, Schafer has been terrible for every bit of his pro career.

 

[TBrown]

Braves chop is that way ---->

 

[Vercingetorix]

You know how I go back and forth with Brown all the time because he keeps saying average players are terrible? Jordan Schafer is actually terrible.

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

Reed Johnson is much more serviceable than most people think but, he is not an everyday MLB player. How long is Heyward going to be out?

Schafer isn't either as he had his most AB's in a season last year and barley hit .210.

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

You know how I go back and forth with Brown all the time because he keeps saying average players are terrible? Jordan Schafer is actually terrible.

Reed Johnson would pretty much be the exact definition of "Average MLB player."

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Alex Wood tryna make some moves. I see you.

@David11Lee: Alex Wood last night: 6 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 2 BB, 8 K. Has allowed 2 runs, 4 BB, 25 K in 22 innings.