Atlanta Braves Thread XI (Gary Sheffield edition)

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Remember the time that Avilan went down like he had been shot with a sniper rifle?

Yes. Quad or hammy strain, IIRC. Still not as funny as this one, IMO.

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Kendrys Morales hasn't been the same since he jumped on home plate after his walk-off HR and broke his ankle.

At least that was a walk of winner. Gramatica's FG was only about 40 yards and broke a 0-0 tie halfway through the 1st quarter. Why he was jumping around like that still baffles me.
 
Just missed two innings because my perfect little princess got distracted playing Minecraft and pissed and shat herself while sitting in her bed. Had to scrub the pants out with a toothbrush; had to strip the bed and wash the bedding in blazing hot water. Had to give her a bath. Skip the condoms and go straight for the vasectomy, you guys.
 
Just missed two innings because my perfect little princess got distracted playing Minecraft and pissed and shat herself while sitting in her bed. Had to scrub the pants out with a toothbrush; had to strip the bed and wash the bedding in blazing hot water. Had to give her a bath. Skip the condoms and go straight for the vasectomy, you guys.

Just another day in paradise.
 
Really hope Chris Johnson doesn't K with guys on base 130 times this year, you guys.

Actually, beats the 20% of the time he grounded into a DP last year.
 
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