How does a university exceed UT in administrative incompetence ? Who can shoot themselves in both feet at the same time? The Auburn Tigers . They have managed ( or mismanaged ) to put themselves in a box with no less-than-horribly painful exit. Step 1- Auburn defeats #! Bama and # 1 Georgia on consecutive Saturdays at "Jurgen Hair" . In their euphoria . they sign wonderboy Malzahn to a 7 year deal at 7 Mil /year with a 75 % guarantee if he is fired. 2. Since then Wunderkind has lost 7 of 14 games , including the last 2 Sec tilts by something like 82-38 . Not to mention allowing the Vols their first win vs a SEC west team since before the Botch Jones era started. Now they can a. fire Gus and pay him 37 Million USD ( including half by 30 days) b. Keep him as a lame-duck who wont be able to recruit well and suffer thru next year . It is akin to asking would you rather be eaten by an alligator or a grizzly bear. This cock-up makes our fearless leaders look smart. Who would have thought that even possible ?