Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

[Behr]

Lulz.

 

[volger]

 

[volger]

 

[VolFaninFla]

 

[Behr]

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I'd personally replace education with sand spurs. That's just me though. The rest is pretty close to spot on.

 

[VolNExile]

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Aren't Floridians scared of Florida drivers as well? Even my husband has learned to flinch when he sees Florida plates.

 

[Behr]

I'm not. Maybe they bad in other states they're visiting, but no more dangerous in their home state than anyone else I guess.

 

[malinoisvol]

I'd personally replace education with sand spurs. That's just me though. The rest is pretty close to spot on.

Hate them fuggers!

 

[Behr]

Hate them fuggers!

From my run earlier, just stepped off the sidewalk 2-3 steps. I'm skirt to pull them off. Lol. Gotta get needle nose.

 

[malinoisvol]

From my run earlier, just stepped off the sidewalk 2-3 steps. I'm skirt to pull them off. Lol. Gotta get needle nose.

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I made a mistake of racing my youngest to the beach one day. He had shoes and I was barefooted. Never again.

 

[Firebirdparts]

Aren't Floridians scared of Florida drivers as well? Even my husband has learned to flinch when he sees Florida plates.

Not one bit.

 

[VolFaninFla]

Aren't Floridians scared of Florida drivers as well? Even my husband has learned to flinch when he sees Florida plates.

I live in Tampa so it’s not too frightening to drive here. Miami/Fort Lauderdale can be a bit challenging and concerning.

 

[VolNExile]

I live in Tampa so it’s not too frightening to drive here. Miami/Fort Lauderdale can be a bit challenging and concerning.

Up here they seem to all be crazy slow or crazy fast.

 

[Behr]

Up here they seem to all be crazy slow or crazy fast.

That's cause yall driving like you're down here. Lulz.

 

[VolFaninFla]

From my run earlier, just stepped off the sidewalk 2-3 steps. I'm skirt to pull them off. Lol. Gotta get needle nose.

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I have Dachshunds which are low to the ground so I am constantly pulling them of their undercarriages.

 

[Behr]

I have Dachshunds which are low to the ground so I am constantly pulling them of their undercarriages.

Behr had them daily.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Up here they seem to all be crazy slow or crazy fast.

A lot of FL plates are rental cars.

 

[VolNExile]

A lot of FL plates are rental cars.

That might explain some of it. The hundred-year-old drivers going 47 in the left lane of I-26 doh

 

[volger]

 

[tntar heel]

I live in Tampa so it’s not too frightening to drive here. Miami/Fort Lauderdale can be a bit challenging and concerning.

You don't drive I-4 to 275 toward TPA through malfunction junction weekdays?

 

[volger]

 

[VolFaninFla]

You don't drive I-4 to 275 toward TPA through malfunction junction weekdays?

Ha ha…I am actually going on I-4 on Tuesday. That drive is always an adventure
I’ve done that trip countless times have never not hit a bad traffic jam/accident

 

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[volger]

 

[Firebirdparts]