Bama Jokes!!!!!!!!!

[BaldBiker]

What kind of fan are you to say "we suck"? You should hook up w/ a guy on our forum that goes by DD4Bama. Is your real name Bildad?

A nice one. The rest of us would not have been as nice.

 

[JuggernaUT_VOL]

Siap

 

[BennisDrewer]

Q. What do Alabama fans do on Halloween??

A. They Pump kin

 

[loggervol]

bammer fan going d o wn on his wife...

 

[voldurham]

What is 3 miles long and has an IQ of 87?

An Alabama homecoming parade

 

[RockyTop22]

 

[Sargent]

Why do Alabama girls like to do it doggie style?

Cause both of them can watch 'rasslin.

 

[GoBigOrange98]

What is the difference between Bryant-Denny stadium and a porcupine??



On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside!!!!

 

[H2O Vol]

edit

 

[DresdenVol]

Q: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A: F*** Alabama.

 

[OrangeSquid]

What's the difference between a Bammer and a Hog?

A Hog doesn't have to sit in a bar all night, spend all it's money buying drinks to F*** a Pig!

 

[OrangeSquid]

A Bammer brother and sister just finished having sex. The sister looks at her brother and says, "You do it just like Daddy". He says, "Yeah, that's what Mamma said"!

 

[vol in pdx]

I asked my buddy from AL how many sex partners he'd had.

He started counting, and fell asleep.

 

[Slydell]

We have a few Alabama jokes that post on the website.

 

[SkittyD]

Why did god make bammers smell?
A- So,blind people can hate them too.

 

[VOLgirl93]

Bear Bryant is now a ghost,
His fan's loved Him the most,
But to their disdain,
He could not refrain,
saying Neyland taught me the most.

That's a beautiful poem. Did you make that up?

 

[93TNVol]

Did you hear that a Cadillac Escalade carrying 4 bammers down I65 crashed and killed everyone inside? UT fans everywhere are mourning this tragedy, because there was room for at least 3 more in the vehicle.

 

[93TNVol]

What does a bammer woman and a hockey player have in common?


They both change their pads after 3 periods.

 

[93TNVol]

What's the difference between a bammer and a bouncy castle?



You don't have to take off your shoes to jump up and down on the bammer.

 

[93TNVol]

How do you stop an Alabubba fan from drowning? You don't... BTW, I have this friend who is a bammer fan... just kidding!

 

[93TNVol]

What's red and yellow and really funny?



A bus load of bammers careening off a cliff.

 

[thomaseusin]

Wanna know how Bama fans spend Halloween?

They Pump kin

Lol

Not mine but credited where it's due

 

[BigOrangeCrush32]

Question: How do they practice Safe Sex in Alabama

Answer: They mark the COWS that kick



This following one is Stolen from a fellow VN member from another thread

I learned something new last night, apparently the website ANCESTRY.COM originally started out as an ALABAMA DATING SITE...

 

[InVOLuntary]

I thought it took three Bammers to change a bulb. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how good the old one was.

I was heard it took a bunch to change that light bulb. One to hold the bulb and several to spin the trailer.

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

You're correct, I can't read any better than you can articulate a point.

Articulate is what your mom does to get in position to be mounted by you every night.