Bama Smack Talk Thread

[bamaman]

Originally posted by OldVol@Sep 29, 2005 3:36 PM
I kept looking at this thinking, "He's got a trick in here somewhere." But I'm going to bite anyway.

With the situation like it is now, with the majority of Bama fans behaving somewhere between Jr. Samples and Osama bin Laden, I don't think many Vol fans would have to think twice.

While it's not going to happen, and Bama will be exposed as the pretender they are this week, I'd much rather see Florida be successful as Bama.

Florida will beat Bama.

Bama is about as close to a BCS bid as they will ever be.

They've discovered a new book down there that's making things very difficult for them. It's the NCAA Handbook.

My ideal situation for the remainder of the season is Florida beats bama and loses to Vandy and Georgia, or Georgia and LSU, but prefereably Vandy and Georgia since LSU has risen considerably on my list of teams not to like.

It used to be that I was pulling for 2 teams every Saturday, the Vols and whoever was playing Notre Dame. Now, I'm pulling for the Vols, whoever's playing ND, Bama, and LSU.

Unless of course any of the above should help the Vols by exacting pain on anyone in the country.

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dont worry because UcheaT is going to lose 2 more games this season

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by bamaman@Sep 29, 2005 3:45 PM
dont worry because UcheaT is going to lose 2 more games this season

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Are you Brodies orthopedist?

 

[bamaman]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Sep 29, 2005 3:46 PM
Are you Brodies orthopedist?

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nope, you must really like brodie to be talkin about him all the time

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by bamaman@Sep 29, 2005 3:50 PM
nope, you must really like brodie to be talkin about him all the time

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Just like to watch him walk with a limp.

 

[bamaman]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Sep 29, 2005 3:52 PM
Just like to watch him walk with a limp.

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you must have been crying yourself to sleep knowing he's healthy

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by bamaman@Sep 29, 2005 3:55 PM
you must have been crying yourself to sleep knowing he's healthy

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I will leave the crying to Albert Means and Mike Shula.

 

[bamaman]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Sep 29, 2005 3:56 PM
I will leave the crying to Albert Means and Mike Shula.

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what does albert means have to do with this discussion and mike shula is getting ready to be 5-0 and prove everyone in the nation wrong

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by bamaman@Sep 29, 2005 3:59 PM
what does albert means have to do with this discussion and mike shula is getting ready to be 5-0 and prove everyone in the nation wrong

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I think you know why Means is especially pertinent to this discussion. He managed to push your program into the dark ages.

 

[bamaman]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Sep 29, 2005 4:02 PM
I think you know why Means is especially pertinent to this discussion. He managed to push your program into the dark ages.

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nope that would be logan young

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by bamaman@Sep 29, 2005 4:05 PM
nope that would be logan young

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You said it, I didn't.

 

[bamaman]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Sep 29, 2005 4:08 PM
You said it, I didn't.

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i did say it because unfortunately it was true but the fact of the matter remains that u cry yourself to sleep because u know brody will be healthy when we play UcheaT and pick that weak secondary apart

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by bamaman@Sep 29, 2005 4:11 PM
i did say it because unfortunately it was true but the fact of the matter remains that u cry yourself to sleep because u know brody will be healthy when we play UcheaT and pick that weak secondary apart

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The Bama fan base has been whinning and crying for two years now, and it has gotten you nowhere. I only cry myself to sleep laughing at you conspiracy theorist.

It was Logan Young on the grassy knole.

 

[bamaman]

Originally posted by Lexvol@Sep 29, 2005 4:14 PM
The Bama fan base has been whinning and crying for two years now, and it has gotten you nowhere.  I only cry myself to sleep laughing at you conspiracy theorist. 

It was Logan Young on the grassy knole.

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no tears from me, you seem so set on brodie getting hurt but yet it hasnt happened and it wont

 

[OWB]

Time to stop feeding the troll and get back on topic.

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by bamaman@Sep 29, 2005 4:16 PM
no tears from me, you seem so set on brodie getting hurt but yet it hasnt happened and it wont

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There is more precedent for Brodie limping than there is for Bama beating the Vols here recently.

 

[volunteer/engineer]

:wub:
Cant we just all get along?

 

[volunteer/engineer]

:bad:

Nope, I didnt think so!

 

[Jasongivm6]

An Auburn fan and an Alabama fan went to Las Vegas on vacation to play the slots. The 2 friends decided to split up and see which machines were working best. When the 2 friends met at the end of the day, the Auburn fan had broke even, but the Bama fan was loaded down with quarters. The Auburn fan asked him how he did it. The Bama fan said he found a machine that would give you 4 quarters every time you put a dollar in it!

 

[sectionb1234]

Originally posted by Jasongivm6@Sep 29, 2005 9:57 PM
An Auburn fan and an Alabama fan went to Las Vegas on vacation to play the slots. The 2 friends decided to split up and see which machines were working best. When the 2 friends met at the end of the day, the Auburn fan had broke even, but the Bama fan was loaded down with quarters. The Auburn fan asked him how he did it. The Bama fan said he found a machine that would give you 4 quarters every time you put a dollar in it!

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(Classic)
From Sports Illustrated this week.The Wimplist, weekest schedules are 1. Texas Tech 2. Penn State 3. Wash State 4. Alabama. Way to go bama.
From the Manufactures of Mobile Homes Assoc. Their are more Mobile homes sold in Alabama than any other state in the southeast. Out ranking home sales in Florida. Manufactured home sales in Alabama has shown steady growth of 3% since 1997. We beleive this market will continue to show strong sales over the next 3 to 5 years. lol: