Body found in Obama's back yard.

[Caculator]

Early reports say it is possibly Reggie Love, his body man

"The body of an unidentified black male, aged 43, was found this morning after an overnight search for a missing paddleboarder in the marsh pond behind the Martha’s Vineyard home of President Barack Obama.

Apparently, a call for search and rescue units came from the Obama home last night, and the body was located in 8′ of water this morning."

 

[appvol]

They will probably charge Trump for murder for it.

 

[Vol8188]

Hilary sending a clear message to Michelle. If there’s gonna be a female president, it’s going to be me.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Missing paddle boarder’s body pulled from Martha’s Vineyard pond next to Obama mansion

 

[volfanhill]

That's terrible. Prayers for him and his family

 

[InVOLuntary]

Hilary sending a clear message to Michelle. If there’s gonna be a female president, it’s going to be me.

I don't think Michelle ran and won, would it count?

 

[evillawyer]

Conspiracy theories in 3, 2, 1 ....

 

[UT_VOLS13]

Obama’s chef ID’d as paddleboarder who drowned near former president’s Martha's Vineyard estate

 

[BernardKingGOAT]

Back yard?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Obama’s chef ID’d as paddleboarder who drowned near former president’s Martha's Vineyard estate

He ate Michelle Obama's school lunch??

 

[Gandalf]

I wonder what he saw....on second thought, nope, don't want to know.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Obama’s chef ID’d as paddleboarder who drowned near former president’s Martha's Vineyard estate

 

[BernardKingGOAT]

Wow. So many jokes about a tragic death. Let's stop pretending fringe, right wingers are any more Christian than fringe, left wingers

 

[Caculator]

Wow. So many jokes about a tragic death. Let's stop pretending fringe, right wingers are any more Christian than fringe, left wingers

Christians repent

 

[BernardKingGOAT]

Christians repent

Yep. On all sides

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

Conspiracy theories in 3, 2, 1 ....

Surprised I haven't seen a "gay lover" theory yet.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Surprised I haven't seen a "gay lover" theory yet.

I bet it was a gay love triangle.



You can quit stressin it now.

 

[BernardKingGOAT]

Christians repent

Also, saying you're sorry after exuding hateful speech isn't repentance. Are you Catholic? If so, did you say a million Hail Mary's?

 

[whodeycin85]

I wonder why man whom admittedly #cant swim according to his Twitter is paddle boarding without a life jacket

 

[Zues1]

I bet it was a gay love triangle.



You can quit stressin it now.

Barry, Michael and the chef..

 

[Orangeslice13]

I wonder why man whom admittedly #cant swim according to his Twitter is paddle boarding without a life jacket

Paddle boarding with the ability to swim without a life jacket is stupid. If you fall and knock yourself out and you’re not wearing a vest you’re dead.
Kayaking or paddle boarding by yourself is just as stupid

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

I wonder why man whom admittedly #cant swim according to his Twitter is paddle boarding without a life jacket

 

[Majors]

Surprised I haven't seen a "gay lover" theory yet.

Do you know something? Weird to go there.

 

[clarksvol00]

Do you know something? Weird to go there.

Yeah. He should have gone with "nazi rocket scientists did it."

 

[OrangeBoro]

Would you rather go paddle boarding with the Obamas, joy riding with Ted Kennedy or walking down a DC street with Seth Rich