evillawyer
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What is it about the month of July, Massachusetts and water???Early reports say it is possibly Reggie Love, his body man
"The body of an unidentified black male, aged 43, was found this morning after an overnight search for a missing paddleboarder in the marsh pond behind the Martha’s Vineyard home of President Barack Obama.
Apparently, a call for search and rescue units came from the Obama home last night, and the body was located in 8′ of water this morning."
Patience grasshopper. It takes them awhile to combine their thoughts. They're still drunk on Obama being the murderer. It'll take 'em a day before they weave in their homophobia. @AirVol is the most likely candidate for a conspiracy theory involving homosexuality. That seems to be his wheelhouse.
The title of this thread is : "Body found in Obama's back yard"Early reports say it is possibly Reggie Love, his body man
"The body of an unidentified black male, aged 43, was found this morning after an overnight search for a missing paddleboarder in the marsh pond behind the Martha’s Vineyard home of President Barack Obama.
Apparently, a call for search and rescue units came from the Obama home last night, and the body was located in 8′ of water this morning."
The Ted Kennedy Bridge is about 5 miles east of the BHO compound. Most of Jaws was filmed on the opposite (north) side of Martha’s Vineyard from BHO. The Andrea Doris sunk about 50 miles to the SE. The Kennedy compound is 15-20 miles NE of the Obamas. Interesting neighborhood.
Most of these conspiracies eventually have some weight. I have a theory that you wear lululemons and wear heels. Probably true but you only know.Patience grasshopper. It takes them awhile to combine their thoughts. They're still drunk on Obama being the murderer. It'll take 'em a day before they weave in their homophobia. @AirVol is the most likely candidate for a conspiracy theory involving homosexuality. That seems to be his wheelhouse.
Give this another day and right-wing media will be telling the rubes that the chef had evidence implicating Obama in dastardly deeds,
and he was swimming out to a right-wing boat, the S.S. Bull$hit, to hand over the information, contained in a watertight capsule. However, Obama got wind of the chef's disloyalty, hopped in a boat with a couple of his henchmen, motored out into the Edgartown Great Pond and viciously killed the poor chef with a speargun before he could reach the S.S. Bull$hit, and grabbed the capsule with the incriminating evidence--all under cover of darkness. Martha's Vineyard Police nd Justice Dept, of course, are covering up this crime! Obama was taken back to D.C. that night in a secret FBI sub, which traveled down
the Atlantic, then up the Potomac River to the Capital, enabling the ex-President to slip back into this D.C. residence.
Give this another day and right-wing media will be telling the rubes that the chef had evidence implicating Obama in dastardly deeds,
and he was swimming out to a right-wing boat, the S.S. Bull$hit, to hand over the information, contained in a watertight capsule. However, Obama got wind of the chef's disloyalty, hopped in a boat with a couple of his henchmen, motored out into the Edgartown Great Pond and viciously killed the poor chef with a speargun before he could reach the S.S. Bull$hit, and grabbed the capsule with the incriminating evidence--all under cover of darkness. Martha's Vineyard Police nd Justice Dept, of course, are covering up this crime! Obama was taken back to D.C. that night in a secret FBI sub, which traveled down
the Atlantic, then up the Potomac River to the Capital, enabling the ex-President to slip back into this D.C. residence.