Give this another day and right-wing media will be telling the rubes that the chef had evidence implicating Obama in dastardly deeds,
and he was swimming out to a right-wing boat, the S.S. Bull$hit, to hand over the information, contained in a watertight capsule. However, Obama got wind of the chef's disloyalty, hopped in a boat with a couple of his henchmen, motored out into the Edgartown Great Pond and viciously killed the poor chef with a speargun before he could reach the S.S. Bull$hit, and grabbed the capsule with the incriminating evidence--all under cover of darkness. Martha's Vineyard Police nd Justice Dept, of course, are covering up this crime! Obama was taken back to D.C. that night in a secret FBI sub, which traveled down
the Atlantic, then up the Potomac River to the Capital, enabling the ex-President to slip back into this D.C. residence.