1) Are you freaking serious? This will be easier to read if you aren't looking through your navel to see it. No answer
2) You're simply trumpeting Obama's rhetoric, but you can generally bet that if he said it, it has a 50 - 50 of being untrue. No answer
3) I can't imagine 2 republicans being further apart on social issues No answer
4) McCain will not have a puppet R congress to stupidly give him his way. Gridlock is good, regardless of your political views. Good answer, nothing to do with McCain being different only situation being different
5) Isn't it awfully hot in your large intestine?