Burps or Farts

[Behr]

Back when I was working, we were having a meeting in my boss's office. Altogether there were 4-5 of us in there. I had one slip out, then found reason to slip out of the room myself. About a minute later, everyone cleared the office blaming each other. The huge grin on my face gave me away, but I still tried to play dumb, lol.

You had a job and was working when you were 6?

 

[Souce]

Deviled egg farts or boiled cabbage farts?

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Deviled egg farts or boiled cabbage farts?

Both can't even touch Taco Bell farts...

 

[BigO95]

Baked beans pooting will gag a magot!

 

[volfanbill]

Broccoli farts

 

[BigO95]

Four bowls of Pinto's with onions and you may need a respirator.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Four bowls of Pinto's with onions and you may need a respirator.

 

[jp1]

Farts in the shower are the worst.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

They do have a little extra aroma...must be the heat. lol

 

[theFallGuy]

do u guys ever feel your own sack and then smell your fingers? asking for a friend

 

[TopsideVol]

do u guys ever feel your own sack and then smell your fingers? asking for a friend

No but start a thread groce

 

[theFallGuy]

a thread with pole

 

[TopsideVol]

It will be better than billy c’s

 

[hmanvolfan]

do u guys ever feel your own sack and then smell your fingers? asking for a friend

Don Lemon rubs his gay sack and jams his fingers in folks faces at bars. Nasty bastid.

 

[theFallGuy]

Don Lemon rubs his gay sack and jams his fingers in folks faces at bars. Nasty bastid.

that is super fascinating

 

[hmanvolfan]

that is super fascinating

Is that why you brought it up?

 

[joevol33]

do u guys ever feel your own sack and then smell your fingers? asking for a friend

No, but the fall guy in your picture is from the same place I'm from in Kentucky, and that's just as cool.

 

[GVF]

I've cleared a room before. When it needs to come out, it's gonna come out. All you can do is hope it's silent. Unfortunately the smile you can't hold back always gives you away.

Child's play. I pulled a Walmart fart at Walmart. Everyone that tried to get in the register line behind me would make some funny noise, and back out to go somewhere else. We talking pro style hang time too. Poor cashier.

 

[theFallGuy]

Child's play. I pulled a Walmart fart at Walmart. Everyone that tried to get in the register line behind me would make some funny noise, and back out to go somewhere else. We talking pro style hang time too. Poor cashier.

does that mean you checked out faster? it's a good strategy

 

[theFallGuy]

smells like salty sardines

 

[GVF]

does that mean you checked out faster? it's a good strategy

Yep. And no one crowding me on the conveyor. And when I say bad, it was last weeks boiled eggs and beer bad plus some. Prob worst gas I ever had in my life. Me and my son, now 16, still get a laugh out of it. All I have to do if we are in a long line is suggest I clear it out, and I can get the corners of his mouth to turn up.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

How did I not notice this thread unitl now?

 

[rocytop2624]

This major debate needs to be settled.

Farts just make you feel good!

 

[rocytop2624]

You had a job and was working when you were 6?

Well he probably looked like Joe

 

[GordonC]

How did I not notice this thread unitl now?

How did you notice it now?
Did you search "burp" or "fart"?