Church or Jail

[KiffinKiller]

since when does the church deny relativity?

 

[lawgator1]

since when does the church deny relativity?

Seen on bathroom wall:


"E = mc2"


And then just below it:


"B-. Next time show your work."

 

[golfballs]

Speed of light 'broken' at CERN, scientists claim - Telegraph

 

[KiffinKiller]

horse ****

 

[lawgator1]

Speed of light 'broken' at CERN, scientists claim - Telegraph

Steven Wright:

If you are in a car going the speed of light and turn on the headlights, do they do anything?

 

[golfballs]

Steven Wright:

If you are in a car going the speed of light and turn on the headlights, do they do anything?

neutrinos don't have headlights

 

[golfballs]

horse ****

it's true

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I'm an avid supporter of going to jail for your crimes. I'm also an avid supporter of the word avid.

 

[theFallGuy]

I am an avid supporter of creating a national church and throwing people in jail who don't attend on Sundays.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I am an avid supporter of creating a national church and throwing people in jail who don't attend on Sundays.

Oh, avidly?

 

[arTfuldodger]

You only have so many churches. The program doesn't say you have to have a report from God himself on your spiritual development. Rather, that you must attend. I see it as no different than the court ordering you to enroll in anger managment, rehab, so on so forth.
Posted via VolNation Mobile

 

[golfballs]

I am an avid supporter of creating a national church and throwing people in jail who don't attend on Sundays.

churches in memphis are big enough to accomodate all of them

 

[golfballs]

You only have so many churches. The program doesn't say you have to have a report from God himself on your spiritual development. Rather, that you must attend. I see it as no different than the court ordering you to enroll in anger managment, rehab, so on so forth.
Posted via VolNation Mobile

a diversion program of sorts

 

[theFallGuy]

racist thread!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

You prefer toilet wine to Knob Creek?

bell county koolaid
Posted via VolNation Mobile

 

[sjt18]

Go to jail or go to church?

Can't really be viewed as much of a choice, can it?

How about attend a reform program premised on humanistic ideals or go to jail... is that constitutional?

FWIW, this does appear to be an overstep. It might have survived if there were a non-religious alternative... but I doubt this stands.

 

[sjt18]

You only have so many churches. The program doesn't say you have to have a report from God himself on your spiritual development. Rather, that you must attend. I see it as no different than the court ordering you to enroll in anger managment, rehab, so on so forth.
Posted via VolNation Mobile

That's kind of where I was heading...

You state it in an interesting way though.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

As long as this remains completely optional, I'm cool with it. Any reason to avoid opening another jail is just fine.

 

[KiffinKiller]

leave them as open targets for terrorists. too soon?