Top Ten Signs That UT Football is in Trouble.....
10. Lou Holtz seen lurking around downtown Knoxville.
9. Fulmer gets paired up with three prominent Vandy boosters at annual charity
golf tournament.
8. UT and KPD police officers no longer required to learn "secret handshake" of
UT football players.
7. NCAA opens satellite office on Cumberland Avenue.
6. SEC "forgets" to invite football coaches to annual meetings.
5. Weight Watchers drops Fulmer from "Ten Most Wanted" list.
4. David Climer starts picking on Memphis and Kentucky.
3. 2009 schedule includes Brentwood Academy and Alcoa.
2. Arian Foster suddenly converts to Mormon faith and goes on mandatory
mission...to Southern Cal.
1. Steve Spurrier stops cracking jokes about Fulmer's waistline.
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