COVID Relief Package

[VolStrom]

At least you don’t have dyspepsia.

Or do you?

Depends if I eat Mexican or any kind of cucumbers.

 

[Septic]

@Septic ?

Talk about profligate.

But I’ve heard his troll game is off.

I've heard that too, when I stop hearing it - I'll know the sun has set on my time here.

 

[VolStrom]

Now that's a low blow. Actually it's an age related thing, I take what I can get - I can't tell you how many times the one word or name I want goes AWOL, and the more I try to think of it the more elusive it becomes. Something like a tormented wordsmith in literary purgatory. Oh, and the kicker; a few minutes or hours later I'll be doing something completely different and the word or name pops up. Apparently the synapses running the filing system aren't up to the job these days.

My mind has regressed to crinkled up punch cards a lot of days from the bubble memory it used to run on.

 

[Sandman 423]

@Septic ?

Talk about profligate.

But I’ve heard his troll game is off.

Lately,His troll game reminds me of Tn. football under Butch.

 

[AM64]

My mind has regressed to crinkled up punch cards a lot of days from the bubble memory it used to run on.

I'm going with all the wisdom we've accumulated, the file drawers are overflowing with information, and the runners can't cope. That's why the under thirty crowd is sure they know better than us - they are faster at finding an answer ... even if it's wrong.

 

[Septic]

Lately,His troll game reminds me of Tn. football under Butch.

Given that I haven't trolled in a while, I'll take a 55% winning percentage.

God, I must have been like Saban when when I was actually trying.

 

[Sandman 423]

Given that I haven't trolled in a while, I'll take a 55% winning percentage.

God, I must have been like Saban when when I was actually trying.

I could see Spurrier, but Saban......nah

Actually, now that I think about it, maybe Bill Oreilly?

 

[VolStrom]

I'm going with all the wisdom we've accumulated, the file drawers are overflowing with information, and the runners can't cope. That's why the under thirty crowd is sure they know better than us - they are faster at finding an answer ... even if it's wrong.

When I was in my 30's we were learning the 8 step process of organizational change. My witty colleagues renamed it the 3 step process. 1- Jump to conclusion, 2 - Shoot from the hip, 3 - Cover your ass.

 

[Septic]

I could see Spurrier, but Saban......nah

I don't know man, folks love to tell me how my troll game is off. People are still flinching and I'm not even around, that makes me smile. It must have been legendary, GOAT level stuff.

 

[Sandman 423]

I don't know man, folks love to tell me how my troll game is off. People are still flinching and I'm not even around, that makes me smile. It must have been legendary, GOAT level stuff.

It's because we care. You're Welcome.

 

[McDad]

God, I must have been like Saban when when I was actually trying.

Diminutive, inflexible, devoid of joy, and irritating to your contemporaries?

 

[VolStrom]

I don't know man, folks love to tell me how my troll game is off. People are still flinching and I'm not even around, that makes me smile. It must have been legendary, GOAT level stuff.

How hairy are your legs before you compare yourself to Saban the Sassquatch?

 

[AM64]

When I was in my 30's we were learning the 8 step process of organizational change. My witty colleagues renamed it the 3 step process. 1- Jump to conclusion, 2 - Shoot from the hip, 3 - Cover your ass.

Did you ever see an organizational change that didn't screw stuff up? I can't remember one that helped in the slightest, and most were major blunders created by a new manager out to leave his mark - which he did smashingly well. Remember when all the corporate "values" and "goals" BS went rampant? And worse, none of it had anything to do with the job at hand; it was like a B School make work project for the mentally handicapped who couldn't learn what the business was really supposed to do.

 

[VolStrom]

Did you ever see an organizational change that didn't screw stuff up? I can't remember one that helped in the slightest, and most were major blunders created by a new manager out to leave his mark - which he did smashingly well. Remember when all the corporate "values" and "goals" BS went rampant? And worse, none of it had anything to do with the job at hand; it was like a B School make work project for the mentally handicapped who couldn't learn what the business was really supposed to do.

We used to call that Values, Vision and Vomit.

 

[RavinDave]

Lately,His troll game reminds me of Tn. football under Butch.

That’s what we used to call a “low blow” in the olden days.

 

[Orangeburst]

That’s what we used to call a “low blow” in the olden days.

What would Rhyming Simon say?

 

[RavinDave]

What would Rhyming Simon say?

Good question, that was one freaky dude.

 

[Orangeburst]

Good question, that was one freaky dude.

Yet you were the normal one...

Sorry just looking for an excuse to use my fav gif..lol

 

[RavinDave]

Yet you were the normal one...

Sorry just looking for an excuse to use my fav gif..lol

One was a chemist the other an engineer. Which was “more normal”? Are we talking 1975 normal or 2021 normal because I think you’d get a different answer.

 

[DC_Vol]

These ladies need their relief payments!!

 

[volinbham]

love how the filmer slowly backs up - "I'm just gonna GTFOOH"

 

[AM64]

These ladies need their relief payments!!

Something weird about the license plate, but I'd bet they have it by now.

 

[UT_VOLS13]

Using COVID-19, Congress Bans USPS Vape Shipping - American Vaping Association

 

[UT_VOLS13]

Drug overdoses an unintended consequence of COVID stimulus payments, experts say

 

[508mikey]

looks like some freeloaders will have to get (gasp) a job Payment deferrals were a lifeline for millions during Covid. What happens when those end?