Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[hmanvolfan]

The Postman gonna deliver you a kick in the nads!

The bluebird of happiness is gone sh!t on your birthday cake.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Just thought about the fact I have had this album for 40 years. Bought it at the Mall of Memphis.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Just thought about the fact I have had this album for 40 years. Bought it at the Mall of Memphis.

My daughter was looking at my vinyl and CD collection the other day telling me how out of touch I was with technology. Funny chit!

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm surprised you old fuggers even know wut Netflix is!!!

I've been using Netflix since it was an online DVD mailing system fugger

 

[theFallGuy]

Just thought about the fact I have had this album for 40 years. Bought it at the Mall of Memphis.

Mall of murder

 

[theFallGuy]

Took the dog out, grass is like frozen icicles, dog won't pee on it. Wtf.

 

[NorCalVol67]

My daughter was looking at my vinyl and CD collection the other day telling me how out of touch I was with technology. Funny chit!

Play an 8 track and really freak her out.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Play an 8 track and really freak her out.

Ain’t that old.

 

[volfanbill]

Took the dog out, grass is like frozen icicles, dog won't pee on it. Wtf.

The grass here has been frozen since Wednesday like that. Tree branches too

 

[NorCalVol67]

The ice in my freezer is frozen.

 

[theFallGuy]

The grass here has been frozen since Wednesday like that. Tree branches too

Wife said they are predicting 3 inches here Monday wtf

 

[volfanbill]

Wife said they are predicting 3 inches here Monday wtf

Your wife knows all about three inches

 

[NorCalVol67]

Oh lawdy.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

The ice in my freezer is frozen.

Must be hell searching every convenience store to stock you in ice cubes.

 

[theFallGuy]

Your wife knows all about three inches

Please go cook some taterz

 

[NorCalVol67]

Must be hell searching every convenience store to stock you in ice cubes.

Problem is, by the the time I walk back to my condo the ice has melted.

I know....

 

[theFallGuy]

Okay that movie was really good A+

 

[theFallGuy]

Wife went to Nashville so I'm just sitting here drankin woodford reserve neat

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Problem is, by the the time I walk back to my condo the ice has melted.

I know....

With the “I know”, I assume you didn’t think to take a cooler with you or a helping hand. You do have servants, right?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Wife went to Nashville so I'm just sitting here drankin woodford reserve neat

What a coincidence, I am in Nashville discreetly hanging out with a woman.

 

[NorCalVol67]

With the “I know”, I assume you didn’t think to take a cooler with you or a helping hand. You do have servants, right?

Yeah, but TFG has had too much bourbon.

 

[theFallGuy]

What a coincidence, I am in Nashville discreetly hanging out with a woman.

U haven't left yer condo since 1848

 

[theFallGuy]

Yeah, but TFG has had too much bourbon.

Ppfffff. Hardly.

 

[theFallGuy]

Stupid auto correct

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Yeah, but TFG has had too much bourbon.

That’s what you get when you leave the liquor cabinet unlocked and not taking back keys back from from ex employees.