Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[volfanbill]

Um, no it's not.

It’s weirder

 

[Behr]

I don’t pay any attention. I laughed when I read what ole swine @Souce said. I’m on a date, sooooo I’m out of pocket now. Lol.

Dammit, I waited too long.

This dude with the Harley? Have fun, you deserve it.

 

[Behr]

It’s weirder

Why, because you said so? Y'all mayo haters that eat it in certain things but think it would be nasty if you ate a spoonful of it (well duh) go ahead and look dumb, the rest of us just laugh at ya.

 

[volfanbill]

Why, because you said so? Y'all mayo haters that eat it in certain things but think it would be nasty if you ate a spoonful of it (well duh) go ahead and look dumb, the rest of us just laugh at ya.

I eat it when it’s overpowered by sriracha. Slow your roll, stop acting like @Souce. You need a break from him. Go home and eat a Snickers Bear. That’s if Souce will untie you, you kinky bastage

 

[Behr]

You really want to know what's weird, like really weird? Just Mayo.

 

[Behr]

I eat it when it’s overpowered by sriracha. Slow your roll, stop acting like @Souce. You need a break from him. Go home and eat a Snickers Bear. That’s if Souce will untie you, you kinky bastage

I will not slow my roll, Imma keep on rolling ahhhh roll with the changes.. Got to got to keep on rolling... Anyway. You don't over power mayo with sriracha, you overpower Just Mayo-looking crap. Amiright?

 

[volfanbill]

I will not slow my roll, Imma keep on rolling ahhhh roll with the changes.. Got to got to keep on rolling... Anyway. You don't over power mayo with sriracha, you overpower Just Mayo-looking crap. Amiright?

Yes, because then it barely tastes like disgusting mayo to begin with

 

[volfanbill]

Imma make some pancakes

 

[Behr]

Yes, because then it barely tastes like disgusting mayo to begin with

Lol, it tastes almost exactly like mayo.

Go make pancakes, Idgaf. I don't eat them because they're too sweet and soft, kinda like Flan. I told Chupa if she made another Flan in this house I was gonna make her mow the lawn from now on with a push mower.

 

[volfanbill]

Lol, it tastes almost exactly like mayo.

Go make pancakes, Idgaf. I don't eat them because they're too sweet and soft, kinda like Flan. I told Chupa if she made another Flan in this house I was gonna make her mow the lawn from now on with a push mower.

And then Chupa made you sleep on the couch just for the idle threat.

 

[Usernametaken]

Imma make some pancakes

Hey Brilliam, you should add mayo to your pancake mix.

https://skillet.lifehacker.com/the-secret-to-this-towering-fluffy-pancake-is-mayonnai-1820351459

 

[Behr]

Actually I don't hate pancakes or waffles, I just don't eat them because they're just too sweet for breakfast and I wouldn't eat them any other time. I don't eat a big breakfast and pancakes and waffles are too boring to make anyway.

 

[Behr]

Hey Brilliam, you should add mayo to your pancake mix.

I would bet you $100 I could put a Just Mayo label on a Hellman's container and put it in his fridge and the only difference he'd notice is how much better whatever he made with it was. Cereal!

 

[Behr]

I'll even go further. I bet I could make a blueberry crisp with my recipe using mayonnaise, and every one of the mayo haters would dry-hump my leg.

*Disclaimer : Disregard if they don't like blueberries.

 

[volfanbill]

I would bet you $100 I could put a Just Mayo label on a Hellman's container and put it in his fridge and the only difference he'd notice is how much better whatever he made with it was. Cereal!

I’ll take that bet

 

[Behr]

I’ll take that bet

You're gonna regret cause I'm the best there's ever been...

 

[tnuhcvols]

Does this same logic apply to buttermilk and buttermilk biscuits?

 

[volfanbill]

You're gonna regret cause I'm the best there's ever been...

Well rosin up your bow

 

[Behr]

I done told you once you sonofabish I'm the best that's ever bin.

 

[Behr]

Does this same logic apply to buttermilk and buttermilk biscuits?

What in the wide world of sports are you talking about?

 

[volfanbill]

I live in Northern Virginia/DC, I don’t give an ish if Hell’s broke loose in Georgia and you’re dealing the cards. Go talk to Joe.

Mayo is awful

 

[tnuhcvols]

What in the wide world of sports are you talking about?

If you put something (buttermilk) you dont like in something (biscuits) you do like. What happens

 

[Behr]

If you put something (buttermilk) you dont like in something (biscuits) you do like. What happens

Good point. I'll allow it.

 

[Weezer]

I'll even go further. I bet I could make a blueberry crisp with my recipe using mayonnaise, and every one of the mayo haters would dry-hump my leg.

*Disclaimer : Disregard if they don't like blueberries.

Not sure why you're looking for someone to dry-hump your leg, but Joe's probably game. Total perv like that.

 

[Behr]

I should have known that would draw out the perverts.