Culinary, Arts, Thread.

Officer, it was a dog kissing booth for charity. You make a donation, and a dog licks you on your face. I looked at the dog and asked, are you ready to give me a kiss? It was relaxed with its mouth open and its tongue hanging out. I leaned down, and it bit me. For awhile, it was clamped down on my lower jaw.

What? No sir, most dogs like me.

Yes sir, I like dogs.

No sir, I don’t know if the dog has bitten anyone else. You should ask the owner.
 

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