Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[rocytop2624]

I think he identifies as a dog.

 

[rocytop2624]

When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow
All them women gonna make me, teach 'em what they don't know how
I'm goin' to Jackson, you turn-a loose-a my coat
'Cause I'm goin' to Jackson
"Goodbye," that's all she wrote

But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg
They'll lead you 'round town like a scalded hound
With your tail tucked between your legs

 

[Behr]

But they'll laugh at you in Jackson
And I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg
They'll lead you 'round town like a scalded hound
With your tail tucked between your legs

 

[GordonC]

i truly dunno anyone that bought Wonder bread growing up. It was either Rainbo or Merita

I remember liking Merita
mighta been Rainbo and not Wonder...similar colors on the bags
back den it was more important to get the bread bags to put dirty mags in and hidem in da woods hahahaha
but I don't remember askin other people wat bread dey bought or givin enuff of a dayum to notice hahahaha

 

[volfanbill]

I remember liking Merita
mighta been Rainbo and not Wonder...similar colors on the bags
back den it was more important to get the bread bags to put dirty mags in and hidem in da woods hahahaha
but I don't remember askin other people wat bread dey bought or givin enuff of a dayum to notice hahahaha

I don’t know why, but I’ve always been very observant and I remember the most mundane things but suck totally at remembering numbers and names. I think I learned a lot of it from dad, but took it too far. I spent a lot of time growing up at my grandma’s house, cousins’ houses, and a couple different friends’. I can tell you who bought what at each still. I didn’t notice the overly observant part until I got in the military and realized people with jobs I thought should notice everything barely notice anything unless they know they have to remember. Like they don’t remember what kind of bread I offered, but they noticed whatever in a combat zone. Wonder bread for us growing up was when you were last to get the store before the forecasted three inches of snow fell and everyone bought the entire grocery store

 

[Behr]

Colonial bread was a staple at our house. Purity 2% was the milk we drank. When I started buying my own I liked Sweet acidophilus.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Uppity af.

Real upper East Tennessee hillbillies would be Duke’s and Merita

That Merita ain't real doe.

 

[82_VOL_83]

My mother would have been Miracle Whip and a cheapo knockoff of Rainbow bread

So is tomato on bread a salat with a big cruton or a sammich? If it's a sammich, why put that nasty salat dressing on it?

 

[VolNExile]

So is tomato on bread a salat with a big cruton or a sammich? If it's a sammich, why put that nasty salat dressing on it?

My mother was born in 1927. It was Miracle Whip and margarine all the way. Those of us who survived discovered mayonnaise and butter once we left home.

 

[Behr]

I'm not a hater of the Miracle Whip. My fondest memories of a bologna sandwich with cheese and may was actually made with Miracle whip.

 

[Behr]

I loved me some I can't believe it ain't butter on my pop tarts.

 

[82_VOL_83]

My mother was born in 1927. It was Miracle Whip and margarine all the way. Those of us who survived discovered mayonnaise and butter once we left home.

My dad wouldn't allow MW in the house. Margarine until I was 50 or so.

 

[Behr]

So, I'm reading something about the new Yellowstone spin off The Madison and read this...



"Kurt Russell, Patrick J. Adams, and Beau Garrett are also expected to play star roles in the show. Russell has played a variety of roles across genres. His most famous work includes 'Tombstone', 'Forrest Gump', 'Dreamer', and 'Miracle'. Adams is most famously known for his role in the series, 'Suits,' and Garrett for 'The Good Doctor.' "

I don't remember Russell being in Forrest Gump, so I investigate.

Didn’t find anything about that but I did see something I didn't know..

 

[82_VOL_83]

He was Elvis' voice in Forrest Gump.

 

[Behr]

Didn’t know that but I wouldn't consider that one of his "most famous" roles. But whatever. I can't believe young Jenny is 40 years old. Wow. Young Forrest is 49.

 

[volfanbill]

Didn’t know that but I wouldn't consider that one of his "most famous" roles. But whatever. I can't believe young Jenny is 40 years old. Wow. Young Forrest is 49.

Obviously you’re thinking about Captain Ron. I definitely didn’t know he was the voice of Elvis either

 

[Behr]

Obviously you’re thinking about Captain Ron. I definitely didn’t know he was the voice of Elvis either

I'm not a fan of him but Tombstone was his best in my opinion. If that's the only thing I'd seen him in he'd be a favorite of mine.

Bone Tomahawk too.

Yeah, I like Captain Ron and Executive Decision too. Not sure why I don't care for him, but for some reason I don't.

 

[Tin Man]

I saw Forrest Gump in the theaters. When I later learned that Kurt Russell had voiced Elvis in the film, I thought of Russell’s depiction of Elvis in the earlier film.

 

[GordonC]

I saw Forrest Gump in the theaters. When I later learned that Kurt Russell had voiced Elvis in the film, I thought of Russell’s depiction of Elvis in the earlier film.

errbody dun knowed you knowed

 

[volfanbill]

I'm not a fan of him but Tombstone was his best in my opinion. If that's the only thing I'd seen him in he'd be a favorite of mine.

Bone Tomahawk too.

Yeah, I like Captain Ron and Executive Decision too. Not sure why I don't care for him, but for some reason I don't.

I don’t mind him. I definitely didn’t think you thought Captain Ron was his best, but I had to be a smart a** because that’s who I am

 

[GordonC]

I don’t mind him. I definitely didn’t think you thought Captain Ron was his best, but I had to be a smart a** because that’s who I am

yeah yeah we know who you are....nerdy geek, no friends, joined military to boss errbody around

 

[Tin Man]

Snake Plisskin

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

@508mikey Do tattoos make you mayud?

Nope but it's like putting ketchup on a finely marbled perfectly cooked steak. So many beutiful women get ruint by cheap tats. Not mayud, most of my dude buds have tats....but for god's sake either get a really nice tat, tastefully located, or no tat at all. Half the tats i see out there now look like someone is using people for 80's grocery bag school book covers. Budget skin scribbles make good looking women look cheap. If i didn't know better i'd assume half of them had spent time in a Russian prison. Also makes a dude look like a meth head. There was a time when even broke ass sailors would get a tat that had 4-5 artists working on it for years to get it right.....now everyody has a bunch of cheap graphiti they collect like pokemon.

I guess I am more annoyed by the quantity and quality of tats, then tats themselves.

 

[volfanbill]

Nope but it's like putting ketchup on a finely marbled perfectly cooked steak. So many beutiful women get ruint by cheap tats. Not mayud, most of my dude buds have tats....but for god's sake either get a really nice tat, tastefully located, or no tat at all. Half the tats i see out there now look like someone is using people for 80's grocery bag school book covers. Budget skin scribbles make good looking women look cheap. If i didn't know better i'd assume half of them had spent time in a Russian prison. Also makes a dude look like a meth head. There was a time when even broke ass sailors would get a tat that had 4-5 artists working on it for years to get it right.....now everyody has a bunch of cheap graphiti they collect like pokemon.

I guess I am more annoyed by the quantity and quality of tats, then tats themselves.

I didn’t know you were a Boomer. I assumed Gen X

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

I didn’t know you were a Boomer. I assumed Gen X

You talk like a bish you gonna get smacked like one.