Cuonzo's List of Positives

[snapcracklepop]

This very well may be a short list, but I always like to create a list of positives and negatives regarding any issue. The negatives are pretty obvious as far as Cuonzo goes, but let's try really hard and create a list of positive things (be creative) that he has done for UT Basketball and us fans.

1. He's made my wife happy because she can watch Hawaii 5.0 or Criminal Minds in the living room during the games. (As a result she's in a better mood at bedtime.)

2. He's given the black curtain crew hope of getting their job back.

 

[goldvol]

This very well may be a short list, but I always like to create a list of positives and negatives regarding any issue. The negatives are pretty obvious as far as Cuonzo goes, but let's try really hard and create a list of positive things (be creative) that he has done for UT Basketball fans.

1. He's made my wife happy because she can watch Hawaii 5.0 or Criminal Minds in the living room during the games. (As a result she's in a better mood at bedtime.)

2. He's given the black curtain crew hope of getting their job back.

3. He's given BTO a job for the last almost 3 years.

 

[HubbaBubba]

4. He's helped Bruce Pearl's agent in keeping Pearl's name in the news.

 

[goldvol]

5. The seat cleaner's at TBA get more time with their family. Less wear and tear on the seats, too, so they won't have replace them as soon.

 

[Kusotate]

Winning record against Florida

 

[cbbowlingmd]

6. He'll be fired soon.

 

[goldvol]

Winning record against Florida

You just jinxed him, man! Now if we lose to them, then get them in the SEC tournament, it's your fault

 

[Kusotate]

You just jinxed him, man! Now if we lose to them, then get them in the SEC tournament, it's your fault

what about

7. Proved that Dre Mathieu wasn't a tougher breed but a superior breed...

 

[GreveHaller]

8. He is a master at transfering his bland personality to the product on the floor

 

[OldandStillaVol]

9. He's great at saving time outs for future redemption at the convenience store.

 

[Velo Vol]

10. He keeps the floor in the coach's box in good condition by toweling up the sweat.

 

[Ducreux]

Provided a shot in the arm for Pfizer stock...makers of Chapstick...

 

[vols 30]

Makes all ref's happy because he will never argue . Never get a technical. Never stand up for one of his players.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Nice hair

 

[Vols4us]

Best new thread of the day.

 

[dillyo51]

Bottled water stock soaring. :yes:

 

[Bigorangejumpsuit]

Fields a great team every other game.

 

[Lefteye]

He has kept my dream alive of having a chance to be a D1 basketball coach.

btw: I am blind in one eye, only use sign language, and quit school in 6th grade.

Thank you Cuonzo.

 

[Vato]

6. He'll be fired soon.

Not soon enough

 

[BIGcrowd]

Here's my list below...































Thoughts?

 

[volboy81]

Hasn't taken away any attention from the Lady Vols by out shining them

 

[PEPPERJAX]

The master of mumbling.

 

[Spartacavolus]

excellent at stopping runs. What was the score in the next 3-4 minutes after Jordy hit that 3 to either cut it tight or tie? Did a great job of stopping that momentum.

 

[Lefteye]

excellent at stopping runs. What was the score in the next 3-4 minutes after Jordy hit that 3 to either cut it tight or tie? Did a great job of stopping that momentum.

he shot b4 the 11th pass. he gotta come out.

 

[GreveHaller]

He's the first person they call when the church needs a bass in the choir