Unless your last name is Brush. Then it just sounds like you're stupid.
Or if your last name is Myers. Then it sounds like you're a corporate shill. Or stupid.
Or if you work for ESPN. Then it sounds like you're a different corporate shill.
Or if you already have a daughter named Virginia. Then you always have to introduce them in the proper order.
Or if your last name is Maravich. Then you have to include the middle name Brete.
Or if you want to say Bris for short. Then you have to have another kid nicknamed Mohel.
I may be getting too obscure at this point.