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I will post up in this thread
I will post till time for bed
I will post dirty and maybe some clean
I will post nice and maybe some mean

will you post up in this thread
will you post till time for bed
will you post dirty and maybe some clean
will you post nice or maybe some mean

I will not speak of birds gone black
I would rather them eat my sack
I will hope the mods don't swoop
So please don't publicize your poop

If you can you should post too
Especially if your feeling blue
Brackets gone not one but lots
But do not boil black birds in pots
Zone on my friends do not sulk
Clam up your pussalillies and show your bulk
 
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I will post up in this thread
I will post till time for bed
I will post dirty and maybe some clean
I will post nice or and maybe some mean

will you post up in this thread
will you post till time for bed
will you post dirty and maybe some clean
will you post nice or maybe some mean

I will not speak of birds gone black
I would rather them eat my sack
I will hope the mods don't swoop
So please don't publicize your poop

If you can you should post too
Especially if your feeling blue
Brackets gone not one but lots
But do not boil black birds in pots
Zone on my friends do not sulk
Clam up your pussalillies and show your bulk

:good!:
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#6
#6
You should all should post like me
You would sure would like it you see
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#7
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I will not cannot whack that mole you see
Mods they say might banish me

In this thread we will find fun
Before WM does find his gun

Pussalilliles they may smell sweet
But if you've got meat then let it drag your feet
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I will not cannot whack that mole you see
Mods they say might banish me

In this thread we will find fun
Before WM does find his gun

Pussalilliles they may smell sweet
But if you've got meat then let it drag your feet
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:biteme:
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#9
#9
:biteme:
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I will not fight u black bird I am
I will just turn into a clam

I will not fight you in this thread
I will not fight before time for bed

You could too could try to chill
You could to could if you will
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I will not fight u black bird I am
I will just turn into a clam

I will not fight you in this thread
I will not fight before time for bed

You could too could try to chill
You could to could if you will
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:eek:k:
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#11
#11
You waste your time with this bird
This bird this bird hears no word

This bird wants attention for sure
This bird is best to ignore
 
#12
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#14
#14
You waste your time with this bird
This bird this bird hears no word

This bird wants attention for sure
This bird is best to ignore

True true we speak no ill
All of these pussalillies have had their fill

Random shat is what we spat
Random shat watchathinkabout that
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True true we speak no ill
All of these pussalillies have had their fill

Random shat is what we spat
Random shat watchathinkabout that
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Random is how we live
Random is what we have to give

For those who ask us stop we say no
If they like it not then come at us, bro
 
#17
#17
threads they be wasted,
with words masturbated,
but raven is the foil,
can't wait to see him boil

like a pissy teapot,
we'll do another shot,
when he whines yet again,
a child with no friends,

a drinking game we have found,
we'll go round and round,
a shot we must take,
whilst his pussy doth quake.

when raven posts again,
yell "shot" to your friend,
every time he doth post,
see who can drink the most.

and we'll booze and we'll booze,
and he'll lose and he'll lose,
any credibility here,
but to raven we'll say, cheers!
 

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